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[there is that vague notion that maybe this isn't something he should allow...

but can't really object against it since it does feel nice, n e g l]

[huff. this sucks because Yukari pretty much totally wants to bang him, but probably if she does he will mope forever and ever about how he cheated on his wife

but on the other hand

nnngh

nope nope nope gotta do something. Yukari is in the weird state of being drunk but somehow still Yukari enough to calculate that this is a bad idea

but also drunk enough to think that just being mature about it would be super. boring.

and so:]

I love you, Kiritsugu.

[and this is why you will never know about Maiya.

there is a bit of a dazed moment of silence at that.

... but then plucking out a flower from her hair]

Don't lie.

[snickering a bit]

There's a difference between a lie and a joke.

For instance, that was hilarious. Thus qualifying it as a joke. See?

You're really not that funny, either.

[pulling anooother from her hair]

You're funny, though.

[that's okay you can have her flowers

just gonna feel you up a bit if you don't mind

hey kiritsugu are you ticklish]

[not. very. but also hasn't been felt up a lot in the past... well. long while, so starts a bit and pushes at her some]

Yukari.

[LOL

letting you push her away, laughing]

Aaah. I really do want you, you know, Kiritsugu.

Get in line.

[should probably safety distance.

... except nope. effort would be needed]

[again, lol]

Waiting in line isn't really my style, particularly if I'm going to be refused when I get to the front anyway.

Being a naturally benevolent person, I just think it's best to get all my cards on the table as far as that's concerned.

I was already pretty sure on that point.

[especially since Ran asked...]

And now you're extremely sure. Does it bother you?

Only if you start helping certain other people with that sort of thing as well.

... Oh, wow.

Archer really doesn't tell you anything, does he?

. . . what?

Kirei's dead, obviously. Didn't I already explain how he was going to be dead?

That happened.

[. . . it's like.

it's not even processing.]

[would it be easier to process if yukari started petting you]

What's wrong?

[yes, sure. fine.

but more importantly--]

... when did...?

Yesterday, obviously.

Honestly. You're surprised.

--I didn't...

[believe you at all, apparently]

[rolls eyes]

God, you are drunk.

Yukari.

[seriously, latched onto topic, don't change it]

Are you displeased?

No, just--

[cutting self off a bit because.

still. processing.

in fact, really feeling kind of paranoid that there isn't a fakepriest lurking around still...]