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[SO EASY

Until you turn around and there is Papa bear in your space. Hi son :)]

. . .

[steps back, holding Goldie to him tight

WHAT THE HELL MAN]

[You step right back into Mama bear, who tries to drape on you. Key word being try, they're both looking extremely transparent, Papa bear fzzzts out of existance for a moment so she can really dig her claws in~.]

[oh what the

cries out in pain as the claws sink into flesh, then starts to bolt away fast as he can, still holding Goldie tight

although really. How do you run away from something that is essentially part of your cargo....]

Ah ah, naughty child~ [GIVES CHASE

...Since when do the bears talk]

SHUT UP! SHUT UP! GO AWAY!

[run run as fast as you can~

but he's more use to taking to the trees in this place, so it's not that fast at all. Sometimes he half stumbles over tree roots, has to leap over debris]

[Somehow it seems you've managed to outrun them]

[that is good because Robin is stumbling to a halt to catch his breath, kneeling down and looking over his luggage

HOW YA LOOKIN GOLDIE]

[UNCONSCIOUS AND SLEEPING FITFULLY she is not in good shape]

You're seriously a mess....geez.

[stands back up shakily]

Ugh. And your bears are dumb. Do you know that? What a pain in the--

Wait aren't there suppose to be three?

[Man it's like you summoned this tiny thing that dashes in and tries to bite at your calves]

[sdfghjkl TRIES TO FLAIL IT AWAY OFF MY LEG]

OW YOU LITTLE...!

[It rushes away into the trees and out of sight, laughing at you]

Yes. Three.

[starts runnin--stumbles badly and slows to a walk

okay no running on that leg now THANKS BABY BEAR]

[WELCOME BRO

Every so often as you stumble there'll be the rustle of leaves or an echo of laughter, but nothing there if you happen to look]

[it'll be okay it'll be okay it'll be okay it'll be okay....]

[And then the laughter ERUPTS, echoing around the jungle and suddenly Goldi jerks, gripping Robin's arm]

[breath catches and he jerks to a halt, shaking a little at the sound of the laughter

ugh laughter

ugghhh laughter]

[And there's Mama bear stalking slowwwly into view, the laughter dying down to the occasional chuckle from the others]

Hush now child, hush~ It's alright.

What do you want?!

Just be good.

[Raises a paw high and slashes at both you and Goldi]

[WHY

turns to take the blow to the back instead, shielding Goldie in his arms. I. I GUESS I WILL TRY TO RUN AGAIN?!?!]

[Nope, Goldi is digging her heels in and gripping him tight, staring wide eyed]

G-Goldie we have to go! Stop fighting me!

[o-ow my back my back my back...]

[Noooo shaking her head]

Can't, we can't... [And then her and the bear start talking in sync] We have to be good.