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[smileandbearit]

Who: People
When: Day 49, late morning
Where: Nature!
What: Dangerrrr

[DEHIATUSIN'. Go forth and rescue your spider-napped crazy people, they're surely not full of doom.]

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[smileandbearit]

[WELCOME BRO

Every so often as you stumble there'll be the rustle of leaves or an echo of laughter, but nothing there if you happen to look]

[brokenbird]

[it'll be okay it'll be okay it'll be okay it'll be okay....]

[smileandbearit]

[And then the laughter ERUPTS, echoing around the jungle and suddenly Goldi jerks, gripping Robin's arm]

[brokenbird]

[breath catches and he jerks to a halt, shaking a little at the sound of the laughter

ugh laughter

ugghhh laughter]

[smileandbearit]

[And there's Mama bear stalking slowwwly into view, the laughter dying down to the occasional chuckle from the others]

Hush now child, hush~ It's alright.

[brokenbird]

What do you want?!

[smileandbearit]

Just be good.

[Raises a paw high and slashes at both you and Goldi]

[brokenbird]

[WHY

turns to take the blow to the back instead, shielding Goldie in his arms. I. I GUESS I WILL TRY TO RUN AGAIN?!?!]

[smileandbearit]

[Nope, Goldi is digging her heels in and gripping him tight, staring wide eyed]

[brokenbird]

G-Goldie we have to go! Stop fighting me!

[o-ow my back my back my back...]

[smileandbearit]

[Noooo shaking her head]

Can't, we can't... [And then her and the bear start talking in sync] We have to be good.

[smileandbearit]

You have to be good.

[brokenbird]

[I WILL MOVE US AWAY FROM THIS NO MATTER HOW HARD IT IS but ow god my back no

between his injuries and having to fight Goldie, he only makes it a few more steps]

[smileandbearit]

[Burying her face into his chest as the bear stalks closer]

[brokenbird]

I'M NOT GOOD.

[smileandbearit]

[THEN I WILL EAT YOU]

[brokenbird]

[THROWS A BOMB AT

HOW YA LIKE THEM APPLES]

[smileandbearit]

[Yeahhh that bear recoils in pain, TAKE THAT BEAR.

Goldi is also screaming in pain.]

[brokenbird]

[I AM SORRY BABY BUT I CAN'T RESCUE US IF I AM DEAD

tries to take this chance to start hauling her off again]

[smileandbearit]

[Not holding you down anymore, fleeee]

[brokenbird]

[i can do it i can do it i can do

okay no something is terribly wrong with my back. He gets a good start, runs a good length. But eventually he just loses his feet and crashes into the ground

well actually goldie does and he lands on her

at least its not too far from civilization now]

[smileandbearit]

[Yelps]

Robin... Robin.

[brokenbird]

[I JUST NEED A MINUTE OKAY....]

[smileandbearit]

[I don't think we have a minute. Sits up, holding him close to her as the bear comes into view again]

We... We'll be good, good and quiet a-and...

[brokenbird]

[ugghhhh. opens his eyes a little but stays over her]

Are they going to kill me?