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[retracing]

Who: Archer
When: Day 44, afternoon
Where: Kitchen/mess area
What: stress cooking food!

[so archer had discovered the kitchens and their stock and since no one clearly owns all of this food he is just going to start cooking.

Right now it's more of a testing process, tasting what he makes and making adjustments. But all of the food should still be surprisingly tasty for a guy who's never handled these products before.

As he finishes, plates of food are left out on the counter to be grabbed by whoever wants them.]

Comments

[bitingbark]

Heeeeeeeeeey gorgeous. I like em' any shade.

[thevineintervention]

Well, there's something to be said for open-minds, mmmmmm, quite a lot, I think, to be said.

[ttly eating the steak by hand :3c]

[bitingbark]

My, now that's sexy.

[thevineintervention]

Haha! How carnivorous my handsome new friends is! Aaaaand~ [holding up a rare, fatty bit up to his mouth]

[bitingbark]

Ohhhhh yeaaaaaaaaaa....[watches hungrily]

[thevineintervention]

Would you like it?

[bitingbark]

I can't decide if I like you or the meat better, baby.

[thevineintervention]

Hmmmmm, at the moment, I'm only offering the one.

[bitingbark]

S'that right? What if I like em both?

[thevineintervention]

You should take what's offered gracefully. Beyond that, aaaah, who can say! [there is still ttly steak like inches from his mouth]

[bitingbark]

[chomps down quickly with his teeth closing just short of said fingers...but darting his tongue out to lick her fingertips]

Yumm...

[thevineintervention]

Good boy!

[bitingbark]

Woof. [licks his lips]

[thevineintervention]

Hmm, just who is my new friend, I wonder. He is awfully cute.

[bitingbark]

Kane, sexy. Though you can call me whatever you want.

[thevineintervention]

Should it be, mmm, "Kane, sexy?"

[bitingbark]

[barks a laugh] Heh! I'll be sexy for you any day, babe. [winks]

[thevineintervention]

[IT'S SO CUTE :3c I will keep it :3c]

Oh, I imagine you would!

[bitingbark]

[stretching out lazily] What brings ya down here, babe? Missed me?

[thevineintervention]

There was a commotion earlier, and then he started cooking.

[bitingbark]

Commotion?

[thevineintervention]

Co~mo~tion~ mm, Mother Dellen wanted . . . something . . .

[bitingbark]

All that fighting monsters and earning bathtubs business? I don't like baths, babe...they make me cold. Don't like fighting' much either.

[thevineintervention]

What about cold water? Does that get you warm?

[bitingbark]

Wet means cold. Less ya got someone in there with you, it's not much fun.