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Who: Archer
When: Day 44, afternoon
Where: Kitchen/mess area
What: ~~stress cooking~~ food!

[so archer had discovered the kitchens and their stock and since no one clearly owns all of this food he is just going to start cooking.

Right now it's more of a testing process, tasting what he makes and making adjustments. But all of the food should still be surprisingly tasty for a guy who's never handled these products before.

As he finishes, plates of food are left out on the counter to be grabbed by whoever wants them.]

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[ TWO BABYLONIANS WALK INTO ~~A BAR~~ THE KITCHEN AREA. . .

pppause . . . Enkidu for his part, has no idea who this person is, but Servant pings also wow a lot of free food. ]

[OH NO.

RIN'S FAKER.

BUT FREE FOOD.

BUT FAKER.

f ... faaaaace]

[SERVANT PINGS god there really is a lot here

pauses to look over]

Gilgamesh.

[ gil

to archer

to gil

. . . ]

Somehow this seems like an awkward situation . . .

[giving Archer a slllloooowwww look over]

When did you arrive?

Oooh, smells good!

[to enkidu]

Not really. If things got awkward with everyone whose deaths I had a hand in, it'd be hard to have a conversation with anyone.

[turning back to his cooking]

Recently. If you came here to eat you can help yourself.

[oh good someone i don't know who isn't--- masterping

SERIOUSLY!

sigh]

Help yourself. I haven't worked with these ingredients before but I think it's all turned out pretty good.

Don't mind if I do!

Oh so it is like that. I am sure Gilgamesh would appreciate the free meal.

[ but. still. looking between them. gosh. ]

[DELICIOUS MEAT!! how do you feel about lizagon steak and mushrooms]

Enjoy.

[has relaxeeed]

I'm not sure I'd appreciate anything created by such inferior hands.

Thanks.

You don't want anything in return?

[speaking with her mouth half full]

Then you probably shouldn't eat, I can't do anything about my hands.

[points back at Enkidu without turning]

And who's the one that enjoys such obnoxious company?

If you have something I want I'll happily accept it, but I doubt that.

[ examining those plates of food you've made hmmmmmmm ]

This is not the proper way to have a conversation at all. I am Enkidu and I would not mind meeting you properly when you have finished cooking.

Don't want much or do I have to kick your ass for assuming I can't get it?

[idegaf you have food I have munchies let's make this shit happen]

And made by someone so kind and handsome! Thank you, I think I shall!

[i have no idea what this one is but it looks good????]

You could say I don't want much.

[considers]

But if you're interested in fighting, just go bring something back and put it in the kitchen's stores. I'll cook it later, or someone else will.

[THERE'S A LOT OF LIZAGON STEAK AND VARIANTS GOING OUT,

CUZ THERE'S A LOT OF LIZAGON MEAT

but yes everything is quite tasty]

You're welcome, miss...?

I can do that.

[i don't see any flatware so!! Pulling into dainty pieces with her hands]

Aerta! I'm Aerta Ferham. And you, Mr. Excellent-with-Steak?

[doesn't seem to mind people eating with their fingers, though he points out a drawer]

The utensils are over there, if you wanted any.

[starting on a new dish lala]

And you can call me Archer.

[blinks at Enkidu]

How is it improper?

Well met, Archer! And hmmm, we've already started so, might as well~ finish, hmm?

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