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[More amused now.]

Oh, you have opinions.

[Stop being amused.]

More like the truth everyone's too chicken shit to admit. It's a liability.

[Don't spoil my fun. I'm rarely amused these days.]

...May I ask why you were thinking about it?

[I like spoiling fun, though.]

[He shoves his hands in his pockets and leans against the wall. WELP. Maybe if he tells people someone might decide to be useful and give him some sort of stupid idea.]

Some moron god wants me to serenade someone I "like" [air quotes because HAHA GARY LIKING SOMEONE] in exchange for a couch.

[SMILE]

Oh my, you made Tare angry, didn't you?

[After a beat]

I can help.

Hey, hey...all I did was tell her not to touch me.

[I WASN'T RUDE ABOUT IT OR ANYTHING.]

Oh? And how exactly can you do that?

Well, I could help you [air quotes] "like" me ~ And even help you serenade.

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[FDFDDDDFSD UGGGGGGGGH HE IS GOING TO KILL JIMMY FOR KILLING HIM IF HE EVER SEES HIM AGAIN!]

...

[The worse part about all of this is that he doesn't have a choice.]

...Keep talking.

Well, it's very simple.

First I will invite you on a date.

[Gentlemanly bow]

Then I will find out all your likes and dislikes ~

[...]

[And now he's laughing. And this is not a, "LOL YOU'RE FUNNY" laugh. This is a "I'm going to go batshit" laugh. But for Gary, they both sound the same.]

Just fantastic. [Except not really.]

[We can be crazy together, except that this is my sane side. :D]

It's important to do things by the book.

[Yes, two crazy people. On a date.]

[Dragging a hand over his face.]

Right, whatever. You're the expert.

Excellent.

[Offering his hand]

So, I happen to own a tea house. Would you care for a cup of tea? Coffee perhaps?

[Staring at his hand for a moment.

Yeah, no. Human contact.]

Coffee.

[You asked for it. XD

Using that ignored hand to romantically blow him a kiss instead.]

Please, follow me.

[He is really starting to miss Bullworth. At least there people feared him AND DIDN'T BLOW KISSES AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK.]

...

[Wordlessly following...]

[Apartment Q is just around the corner.

I'm smiling ~ ]

So I know you like coffee, even though I don't even know your name. Ahh, isn't that a little strange? Sion, by the way.

[I am not smiling.]

[In fact I am busy wondering what is in this for you. NO ONE JUST "HELPS" PEOPLE UNLESS THEY WANT SOMETHING.]

Gary Smith.

[Well, I help people out of the goodness of my heart and the occasional lolz. :D]

Gary, it's a pleasure to date you. Please come in.

[Into our most awesome tea house. \o/]

[Yeah, no. That's a lie. Has to be.]

[He is going to pretend you didn't just say that and walk in.]

[Flatly.] Classy.

Isn't it? My roommates worked so hard.

[I'm going to make coffee.]

Tell me, Gary....What is your favorite color?

[Just...going to sit down and internally curse this place.]

What's it matter?

Ah, haven't I told you? I will find out allll your likes and dislikes.

[You have meat pie now, and coffee.

It's a damn good coffee.]

[Coffee. Oh dear sweet coffee! Totally drinking some now. He is probably going to use you for your coffee now.]

Dislikes too? Tch! That's gonna' take too long.

Ah, that's alright. I'm a good listener.