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Who: Anyone!
When: Day 38, afternoon
Where: Anywhere
What: Mingle

[ It is now the afternoon! What moronic things have you been up to so far today, Thusia? ]

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Excellent.

[Offering his hand]

So, I happen to own a tea house. Would you care for a cup of tea? Coffee perhaps?

[Staring at his hand for a moment.

Yeah, no. Human contact.]

Coffee.

[You asked for it. XD

Using that ignored hand to romantically blow him a kiss instead.]

Please, follow me.

[He is really starting to miss Bullworth. At least there people feared him AND DIDN'T BLOW KISSES AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK.]

...

[Wordlessly following...]

[Apartment Q is just around the corner.

I'm smiling ~ ]

So I know you like coffee, even though I don't even know your name. Ahh, isn't that a little strange? Sion, by the way.

[I am not smiling.]

[In fact I am busy wondering what is in this for you. NO ONE JUST "HELPS" PEOPLE UNLESS THEY WANT SOMETHING.]

Gary Smith.

[Well, I help people out of the goodness of my heart and the occasional lolz. :D]

Gary, it's a pleasure to date you. Please come in.

[Into our most awesome tea house. \o/]

[Yeah, no. That's a lie. Has to be.]

[He is going to pretend you didn't just say that and walk in.]

[Flatly.] Classy.

Isn't it? My roommates worked so hard.

[I'm going to make coffee.]

Tell me, Gary....What is your favorite color?

[Just...going to sit down and internally curse this place.]

What's it matter?

Ah, haven't I told you? I will find out allll your likes and dislikes.

[You have meat pie now, and coffee.

It's a damn good coffee.]

[Coffee. Oh dear sweet coffee! Totally drinking some now. He is probably going to use you for your coffee now.]

Dislikes too? Tch! That's gonna' take too long.

Ah, that's alright. I'm a good listener.

[There is a looong pause. Then a sigh. It's one thing when Gary's trying to get info on other people, but this. NOPE. Not comfortable with this.]

It's grey.

[HAPPY NOW?]

[Aw, I'm secretive too.]

Grey? How unusual.

[Sitting in front of him with a cup of tea.]

Mine is blue.

Blue.

[Taking another sip of coffee.]

Very interesting. [He somehow manages to sound half sincere and half sarcastic at the same time.]

It's the color of my country's flag.

What does grey remind you of?

[...]

[Better get used to all these long pauses, Sion. This is getting into really uncomfortable territory. Though, one could say it went into uncomfortable a looong time ago.]

Cloudy skies.

[I haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate this.]

[Happily]

Ah, I like the sky too.

[And then after a pause]

I'm sorry, dates can be very difficult.

[Sounds very considerate]

[Stop being all happy.]

Mhm.

[Gary shrugs.]

Wouldn't know. Dating's not exactly on the top of my priority list. It's boring.

It seems to be a priority now, though.

Unfortunately.

Still, one must be pragmatic.

[I'm giving you more coffee.]

Edited 2012-04-07 03:59 (UTC)

[Sigh. How long do these damn things usually take?]

Yup.

[Gary usually has something to say about everything. But. Date. Someone trying to get to know him. Basic instinct tells him to be on guard and -- ooh more coffee! Yup, he's totally drinking some.]

At least your coffee doesn't taste like ass.

[Lightly]

Oh thank you, Gary. That is so kind of you.

[Pause]

Usually, I would charge for coffee. But that's one of the greatest advantages of dates: freebies.