(no subject)

[herpunishment]

Who: People
When: Day 38, Early Afternoon
Where: COMMON ROOM though you can probably hear the ruckus from the halls
What: VIGILANTES FOR HIRE LAW ENFORCEMENT

[ in the common room today there are two noisy blonds, standing around and putting up signs. Signs letting people know that in the event of maiming, murder, or other miscellaneous mayhem, not to take the law into their own hands, unless they want to be severely punished for their vigilante activity. No, in the case of any of the above, if they have someone they need maimed, they should get their local police force to do the maiming for them take care of the punishment lawfully! ]

What d'ya think, that oughta do it, right? Right out here where everyone can see.

Comments

[followedfirst]

Will you tell me who they are? I wouldn't want to offend the local authorities by mistake.

[herpunishment]

Actually, ya'd have ta ask Lucky fer that. She's in charge of general staff, me, I'm her back-up. But we're jus' after murderers an' torturers right now. Don't gotta worry 'bout much unless yer one of 'em.

[herpunishment]

One of 'em that's done somethin' here, ta clarify!

[followedfirst]

Of course. A very important distinction.

[herpunishment]

No reason ta do it if they've been behavin'.

[followedfirst]

No need to borrow unnecessary trouble?

[herpunishment]

Nah. Takes away reasons ta behave if they think they'll be punished anyway.

[followedfirst]

[not actually reaching for sword]

There is that too.

[herpunishment]

S'that's what we're doin'.