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Who: People
When: Day 38, Early Afternoon
Where: COMMON ROOM though you can probably hear the ruckus from the halls
What: ~~VIGILANTES FOR HIRE~~ LAW ENFORCEMENT

[ in the common room today there are two noisy blonds, standing around and putting up signs. Signs letting people know that in the event of maiming, murder, or other miscellaneous mayhem, not to take the law into their own hands, unless they want to be severely punished for their vigilante activity. No, in the case of any of the above, if they have someone they need maimed, they should get their local police force to ~~do the maiming for them~~ take care of the punishment lawfully! ]

What d'ya think, that oughta do it, right? Right out here where everyone can see.

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♪ Fighting evil by daylight! Winning love by moonlight! Playing dirty in a real fight!

♪ They're the ones called Eizon's goons~

. . .

We can work on a better last line later.

. . . probably should, yeah.

Sheesh, the attitude of these peasants.

Points out our problem citizens real quick.

Edited 2012-04-06 06:30 (UTC)

For sure. The lack of respect for this service we are doing them is more than a little grating.

No kiddin'.

You ever lie awake at night and ask yourself exactly why you're one of the good guys?

Edited 2012-04-06 07:16 (UTC)

'cause ya signed up with Eizon an' 'm not gonna be the reason he punishes ya.

I like Eizon. It's not his fault everybody's all jerks.

S'not. But that's why we're doin' it.

Darn this stupid need for job fulfillment.

'm sure thin's'll be better when we can actually do the job.

Right you are! Positivity is the key! In the face of all those who we may need to crush!

Yup!

And when the meeting goes badly, we can negotiate with Eizon about the amount of force that needs to be applied!

Geeze, they're gettin' all upset, but enough time passed, an it's not like they set a date. How're we ta know they were gonna have it all? S'we're still gettin' thin's done, with or without 'em.

And if they're this well-behaved at the meeting, you can just imagine how well it'll go. If I believed in taking days off, I would be so tempted right now!

We'll have ta reward ourselves right after. We'll really've earned it.

What kinda reward you thinking about?

We've got a pool, but maybe somethin' real decadent. A hot tub? Real bed fer us ta share? Or maybe jus' another date!

I don't really like hot tubs. I get dizzy.

S'that's a vote fer the bed? The date? Or somethin' else in mind?

Futon, bed, doesn't make much difference to me. Dates are fine, too.