Group Intro

[oi_theoi]

Who: New kids
When: Day 37, Still morning
Where: Shrine apt
What: =Dbb!

[A new day, another batch of traumatized/angry/none of the above strangers]

[Terry!Batman | Kida | Celty | Simi | Tyki]

Comments

[originalhipster]

. . .




[sniffs.]

[ticking]

[hahaha]

[originalhipster]

I don't need to tolerate your flagrant disrespect! Even your double has better manners.

[ticking]

My double has considerably less respect or care for you than I do, he simply bothers with the act more.

[originalhipster]

Sometimes the act is enjoyable.

[ticking]

Perhaps if his majesty would humor me by helping me make this place habitable, I'll go back to humoring him as well.

[originalhipster]

Or we could do something more enjoyable.

[I am definitely not above using sex to get out of manual labour.]

[ticking]

I think you're underestimating how enjoyable a hard day's work and a finished task can be.

[gosh i guess i can turn you down]

[originalhipster]

[...


why is this happening]

Then I suppose I shall have to go and find someone else to entertain me.

[ticking]

[siiigh, getting to his feet]

This place isn't short of entertaining people, I'm sure you'll manage.

[originalhipster]

It's effort ...

[ticking]

Many things in this world are, your majesty.

[originalhipster]

Why do you even want me to do dirty work like this?

[ticking]

Well, it would be nice to be done in half the time. That is how helping people works.

[originalhipster]

. . . unlikely. I would continue to try to distract you until I inevitably succeeded.

[ticking]

...as entertaining as that sounds, this project has taken too long already.

[originalhipster]

[:/a looks aroundddd. cleaningggg.]

How much is even left to do?

[ticking]

A hours worth or so down there, and probably a day or so up here, where I haven't started.

[originalhipster]

[SIGH!1]

Oh, well. Perhaps you won't be any fun until then. I'm sure my fake will accept where you have foolishly declined.

[pretty much you have rejected me so I will go hit on myself.]

[ticking]

Well, he does share your nature, so I'm sure he's not busy.

[have fun dear, will disappear into this attic to get to work]

[originalhipster]

[jeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

YOU WILL REGRET THIS LATER!11! heading off in a bit of snit n g l.]

[ticking]

[i know it's hard realizing i won't always drop everything at the suggestion of sleeping with you]

[originalhipster]

[that makes you a complete idiot and I will go find someone who will drop everything at the suggestion of sleeping with me!1]

[ticking]

[baby, other gil is just as lazy as you, he has nothing to drop but his pants]

[originalhipster]

[it still counts.]