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Who: Saguaro and youuu
When: Day 37, Mooorning
Where: Common area
What: hella questin!!

[so she is a tiny girl, and minus being covered in tattoos it's easy to overlook her, but she is probably pretty good at getting your attention when she holds her hand up in the air and a flamethrower shoots out.

she keeps that up for a few seconds just so some heads are turned and then lets it die out]

Okay so! I don't know most of you guys, but in Dellen's name I am looking to help out with some shit. I am good at basically anything involving fire except cooking, and I can manage just about anything that relies on common sense or bullheadedness. I don't really care what you want help with so hit me up so I can get a fucking toilet.

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But-- that could go for anything! Just because you don't drive doesn't mean you might not get run over by a car!

Then witches just get the extra bonus of maybe one day they lose their temper and spontaneously combust for real.

[shruuug]

Or so I hear. Was never my problem, and there aren't a lot of us.

Are there only female witches, or is the term gender-encompassing?

Gender-whatever. I mean I guess maybe some guys call themselves wizards maybe? Like I said, it's not common and we aren't organized. I always thought of myself as a witch, and I guess a bunch of other people did too.

Why are there so few of you...?

[shruuug]

Learning magic's dangerous, government hunts you down because witches are dangerous, annndd it's not all that common to start with.

The government what?!

[siigh]

Look, how powerful are witches-or-whatever where you're from? Like. What's the biggest thing your very best can blow up?

By ... ourselves? I suppose you could blow up a building if you had a group working on the spell. But what's the point? You could use a bomb just as easily and waste less prana.

A strong witch can take out a city. By herself. Or create a plague. Or rewrite the laws of nature for a pretty fucking large area.

So yeah, the government tries to keep us from existing.

...............................

Wh... at...

That's insane!

Yeah well.

Science can do all that shit too, but [handwave] it passes through more hands. Takes money and organization. With magic it just takes one dedicated psychopath.

[Gosh what do I even say to that]

...

That's rough.

[shrug]

Shit happens. Sometimes people are shitheads. Et cetera.

Anyway what do you want to kill?

Anything should do, really.

I wanted my own stove or kitchen utensils, and Zhen Ji takes a lot of animal parts... Eizon only takes weird sacrifices...

Zhen takes bones, bones are easy. Eizon takes claws and teeth and spines, also easy. I can get you the stuff for that in a few hours. As long as you don't mind wasting the rest of it.