thusia | (no subject)

[This guy? Tired at noon.]

[But whatever. In Apartment K! He's moving around, trying to wake up and looks over at the door opening.]

...what?

[Apartment is preeeeetty empty.]

[An empty apartment. It would have been perfect if there wasn't someone in it.]

[Shrugging his shoulders]

Just looking for an empty apartment.

If ya mean space, we got that. If ya don't mind the creepy guy who likes to make odd assumptions.

[Well he was hoping to find some hole where he could be alone, but that's probably going to make things more difficult.]

Odd assumptions, you say?

[Good luck with maintaining that.]

He thinks everyone expects him to protect them or take care of them and he insists on telling them all he won't. But he hasn't tried to kill me in my sleep, so he's pretty harmless.

He's obnoxious, gotcha'. What about you?

[Shrugs.] I don't make it a habit of bothering people who don't bother me.

Also, no bugging me when I'm sleeping. My schedule is irregular without someone waking me up deliberately.

Don't worry. I have better things to do.

Then I'm not a bother.

That's ideal. What's your name?

[Pretending to be polite really sucks. But hey, he found a place.]

I'm Shadow Link.

[And to think, he wouldn't care if you were polite or not.]

[Well shit. I wish I knew that.]

Gary Smith.

[Maybe you'll figure it out.]

Nice to meet ya.

[It shouldn't be long before I insult you.]

Likewise, I'm sure. [Not very thrilled.]

[Of course. And then I can snark back.]

... [Shrugs.]

Anyway, the main area is still free. Izumi is in that room, and my room is over there. [Gesturing to the rooms.]

I really don't care about space, just don't mess with my stuff. [As little as it is.] Not sure I'd go for sharing Izumi's room though.

[There will be lots and lots of snark.]

Tch. Like living in a dorm all over again.

[Fun times.]

[Shrugs.] At least we're not packed like some places. And it's not the noisy halls.

Just making an observation.

Well, it sounds bad with the way you said it.

Not even sure what dorms are...they like barracks?

Something like that.

[That is probably the best explanation you will get out of him.]

Always some place packing in people lie sardines. [Looking him up and down.] Though not for guards or soldiers, it seems.

No, no soldiers or guards. Just social rejects, nerds, losers, morons. You know, students.

...

Okay, that really doesn't make much sense. Except for maybe nerd, not sure what that is.

[Medieval setting~]

[It makes sense if you've been to Bullworth.]

[dryly] Don't worry your pretty little head about it.

...

[Really?]

And here I thought I was talking to someone who knows what they're talking about.