Group intro

[oi_theoi]

Who: Newbies
When: Day 35, late afternoon
Where: Shrine room
What: =Db

[=Dbbb!]

[ Lumi | Fiore | Minami "Ikko" Itsuki | Dekarta ]

Comments

[pyxising]

I'm not gonna! Holy shit, what alternate universe did you come out of?!

[storming_in]

What are you talking about now?

[pyxising]

. . .

Hi, I'm Minami Itsuki, how are you. [w-weak wave]

[storming_in]

. . .

[turns her back on him completely, blatantly ignoring in favor of people she actually knows :Db]

[pyxising]

. . . oiiiiiii.

[storming_in]

Look, I can understand wanting to become closer to the amazing Storm Queen, but you should've done your research better. I don't have any brothers.

[pyxising]

[. . . here we go]

Nope, you're an only child your dad dropped you off with Rika-nee when you were a baby. Did you climb the radio tower looking for him too?

[storming_in]

What . . . How do you know all that? Are you a stalker?! I've become greater than I thought!

[pyxising]

Because I'm Minami Itsuki. Ikki. Of course I'd know about my own fucking life.

[storming_in]

You aren't the murdering kind of stalker, are you?

[pyxising]

I'm not a stalker!

[storming_in]

How sad . . . My greatness overwhelmed you so severely that you no longer remember your real life.

[pyxising]

[. . . ohhh boy]

[storming_in]

Sorry, but even if you're tragically insane, I can't just give up the rights to my life like that.

[pyxising]

. . . ahhh, you're so full of yourself, it's so annoying. I could prove who I am, no problem.

[storming_in]

Let's see it then.

[pyxising]

[starts listening off our deepest, most SECRET secrets]

[storming_in]

What—don't—EVEN KAZU DOESN'T KNOW THAT!!!

[storming_in]

[KICKS A TORNADO . . . STRONG GUST OF WIND AT HIM TO SHUT HIM UP]

[pyxising]

[WAVES A HAND . . . completely dissipating it :D]

I rest my case.

[storming_in]

[. . .]

[pyxising]

Maybe I should reintroduce myself, but in a way you're familiar with.

[gestures to himself]

Minami Itsuki-sama, Storm King of the Hurricane Road.

[storming_in]

Just hearing that still makes me want to kick your teeth in.

[pyxising]

I've been wanting to bash your face in for a long time.

[storming_in]

You can try.