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[bejeweled]

Who: Rin & Whoever
When: Day 31, late morning
Where: Apt ☻, but the door is open
What:

[ . . . there's a quiet shriek and then a puff of smoke wafts out of Apt ☻'s door . . .

The source of said shriek is tossing some charred pieces of . . . something out the door '-' . . . ]

Comments

[bejeweled]

[ . . . i am both not surprised


and


okay . . . ]

You didn't even get running water for it . . .?

[originalhipster]

[spreads his hands]

If it's truly necessary, one of us will do it before long . . . usually I would acquire at the same rate as you, it's in a king's nature to covet, but my dislike of gods overwhelms that habit.

[bejeweled]

[ s...sigh ]

Of course. I had wondered how you would get along with the gods here.

[originalhipster]

I won't bow down to those sad little things.

[bejeweled]

When you buy things from a store it isn't bowing down to the cashier, you know.

[originalhipster]

. . . hmmm.

[bejeweled]

[ tosses her head a little ]

But I don't mind using people fully until I get what I want, obviously. Inner elegance counts for a lot.

[originalhipster]

[scrutinising her for a moment, then laughing]

If you're looking for elegance, don't set your rocks on fire.

[bejeweled]

It should have worked, okay!!

[originalhipster]

And yet it didn't. Should doesn't count for very much when it comes to success.

[bejeweled]

And I'm sure your abilities work just as normal here then.

[originalhipster]

I haven't yet come across a circumstance where I need them.

[bejeweled]

. . .

You've just been lazing around haven't you.

[originalhipster]

[laughs!]

I am a Servant with no Master, and the Holy Grail is not here. I have a few plans for what I intend to go going forward, but why were you expecting me to be quite so busy?

[bejeweled]

I thought you might be productive, but I guess I was wrong.

Besides, Kirei is here . . .

[originalhipster]

He's not done yet, though, is he? If he requests my allegiance, I'll consider his proposal, but I shan't approach him.

[bejeweled]

[ . . . oh you. ]

The other Gilgamesh's Master isn't bad at all.

[originalhipster]

Oh yes, she's not bad for a commoner. What was her name again?

[bejeweled]

Aerta.

And Enkidu isn't bad either, you know.

[originalhipster]

Which ... ?

[bejeweled]

. . . which?

[originalhipster]

The one who is correct to my memory has arrived.

[bejeweled]

-- really?!

[originalhipster]

Mhm.

[bejeweled]

I didn't know . . . I meant the first Enkidu who arrived here then . . . This is going to get confusing.