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[crazylikeavulp]

Who: Apt E & Visitors
When: Day 30, evening
Where: Apt E
What:

So I've got some good news and some bad news... and some more bad news... and then some more bad news on top of that...

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[crazylikeavulp]

We got killed.

[hydralize]

. . . What?

[crazylikeavulp]

That statue, the one you see in the halls sometimes, he stalked us out into nature and surprise-attacked. I regret to report that I am not, in fact, immune to giant spears.

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[hydralize]

Where's the last place you saw him?

[crazylikeavulp]

Upstairs. That was awhile ago, though.

[hydralize]

Then I'll find him myself.

[crazylikeavulp]

I'm coming with.

Everybody's coming with. It's angry mob time.

[hydralize]

Fine, as long as no one gets in my way.

Unless you want first dibs.

[crazylikeavulp]

I'd rather have last dibs.

[you might notice my freakish monster teeth about now]

[hydralize]

Fine with—

[hydralize]

. . . Excel?

[crazylikeavulp]

Oh! Uh! Right, that was another thing! It's not a big deal or anything, but we had kind of a budget revival.

[hydralize]

. . . Explain.

[crazylikeavulp]

Haruto managed to get us to the shrine room before he checked out, and really we lucked out 'cause it seems like some guy we didn't even know came along and revived us. But uh, he used the creeper dollhouse loli god, so... now we can eat meat without even purifying or butchering or cooking it first, isn't that awesome?

[hydralize]

. . . It does sound awesome, so why are you making that face while you say it? What's the catch?

[crazylikeavulp]

'Cause it's gotta be slightly... alive?

[hydralize]

. . .

[crazylikeavulp]

I'm tellin' ya it's not a big deal though! We already ate. Brought home leftovers and everything!

[hydralize]

You can't stay like that!

[crazylikeavulp]

It might be useful to have a couple people immune to poison around. Just in case!

[hydralize]

No.

[crazylikeavulp]

We'll talk about this after we've angry mobbed.

[hydralize]

Fine.