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Who: Whoever
When: Day 30, Noon
Where: Wherever!
What: Whatever! Mingle for people not naturing.

[Mingletime, Thusian's! It's noon of day 30, what are you up to?]

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[I am a dancing superstar! Zipping up his jacket and putting the glove back on again] Like that.

[claps some more]

Forget the petticoats, you should get a hat and a sparkly glove! That would be a much better use than a maid! You could make people happy through dancing and charming orangutans!

What's an orangutan? And um, hats might be hard, this helmet is glued to my head.

Big monkey, or small ape. I think. ...Why is your helmet glued on? What did they do to you!?

Um, because if it fell off while I was climbing on the rope, it could have hurt someone. That would be bad!

Having something glued to your head is bad! And it sounds illegal! What other sorts of things did they make you do?

Wh-Why is it bad? [...I don't want to talk about the other stuff :(]

You can't just go around gluing things to people! How are you supposed to relax and take a nap or a shower or let the wind blow through your hair?

But I don't have hair, I'm a mannequin. And I can't sleep. A-And, water just makes me really heavy and it's hard to move.

A mannequin? ...Like in that 80s movie?

Like what?

It's a movie, and like a gypsy curse changes this store mannequin into a real girl and this guy falls in love with her which is kind of disturbing when you think about it and--so you're under a gypsy curse?

I-I don't think so, it's the Castle... Wh-Why is that disturbing? [But I love a human girl]

Your castle is under a gypsy curse? Is that why it has an amusement park inside? And it's disturbing because guys shouldn't try to do it with mannequins they've only known for 80 minutes. It's unsanitary.

'Do it'? I, uh, I really don't know anything about this curse thing. But the park was called Castle of Nations, and there's a magical Castle in charge that brought all of us to life.

What does unsanitary mean?

It means it's dirty and you should wash your hands afterwards. Uh...can you get sick?

Oh no! [Looking at Clarice, what if I make her sick!!]

Be careful anyway, who knows what weird jungle stuff is out there?

I don't want to make Clarice sick...

Do you have a cold? Make sure to wash your hands before handling food, and to cover your mouth when you sneeze.

I-I can't get sick, a-and I don't even have a nose.

Never say never. A god took away my buddy's mouth once.

That's terrilbe! But, I drew my face on with mud, I-I could just draw a new one on.

...You didn't even have a face!? You should definitely call the ACLU, your employer was committing some serious civil rights violations!

[Haha I really shouldn't tell you about the part where they ripped out all my mechanics and threw me away] N-No, it's fine, really. And, I don't know what that is...