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[crazylikeavulp]

Who: Excel & Haruto
When: Day 29, evening (backdated)
Where: Out and about
What: Lucky and Humor's Terrible Horrible No Good Very Bad Date

So where we goin'?

Comments

Re: [ WAY TOO LATE AT APT E ]

[herpunishment]

Usually 've got a few tasks ta be workin' on from the judge-knock-offs around here, an' sometimes I come up with jokes, or jus' wander an' see who else is up. Nothin' too interestin'.

Re: [ WAY TOO LATE AT APT E ]

[crazylikeavulp]

I'd rather stay in tonight, all things considered...

You wanna learn how to carve bone knives?

Re: [ WAY TOO LATE AT APT E ]

[herpunishment]

Sure.

Re: [ WAY TOO LATE AT APT E ]

[crazylikeavulp]

Coo'. We can use the scrap to carve little figures of people we don't like and try out some amateur voodoo.

...Hey, Haruto? Sorry everything got all messed up tonight.

Re: [ WAY TOO LATE AT APT E ]

[herpunishment]

Thanks. Wasn't yer fault. We'll jus' have ta try again some other time.

Re: [ WAY TOO LATE AT APT E ]

[crazylikeavulp]

To think a little thing like living slab of stone wielding a giant spear could pose such a threat to my mortality... I'm disappointed in myself.

Re: [ WAY TOO LATE AT APT E ]

[herpunishment]

Can't jus' be me they weakened, right? An' we were caught by surprise. But it goes fer that thin' too, right? Two of us at full power, it'll be no problem.

Re: [ WAY TOO LATE AT APT E ]

[crazylikeavulp]

Why stop at two? The only blows we need to save for ourselves are the final ones.

Re: [ WAY TOO LATE AT APT E ]

[herpunishment]

There's a plan I could get behind.

Re: [ WAY TOO LATE AT APT E ]

[crazylikeavulp]

I wonder if my boss'd be mad if we used him to make a nice rock garden. That's basically advancing society, right?

Re: [ WAY TOO LATE AT APT E ]

[herpunishment]

Be like killin' two birds with one stone. Puttin' down a murder ta keep the peace an' settin' up a nice place too.

Re: [ WAY TOO LATE AT APT E ]

[crazylikeavulp]

I'd rather kill a stone with two birds! Or whatever else it takes, really. I ain't picky!

Re: [ WAY TOO LATE AT APT E ]

[herpunishment]

I think we should go fer a wreckin' crew.

Re: [ WAY TOO LATE AT APT E ]

[crazylikeavulp]

Ditto. That sends the right message. Symbolic concrete shoes, since he already has literal ones.

Re: [ WAY TOO LATE AT APT E ]

[herpunishment]

There's certainly enough water around, gettin' him a short pier ta take a long walk off of won't be outta the question if yer boss turns down the other idea.

Re: [ WAY TOO LATE AT APT E ]

[crazylikeavulp]

...I'm gonna have to run it by him first, huh?

Re: [ WAY TOO LATE AT APT E ]

[herpunishment]

Don't think he'll say no. Police are supposed ta do these thin's anyway, right? Can't all jus' be harrassin' the public.

Re: [ WAY TOO LATE AT APT E ]

[crazylikeavulp]

First thing in the morning, then.

Re: [ WAY TOO LATE AT APT E ]

[herpunishment]

'kay.