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[maho_shoujoker]

Who: Anyone
When: Day 29, mid-morning
Where: derpin around the halls, bother ALL the people. Yes you.
What:

OK I got one for you! Stop me if you've heard it before.


Two dead teens wander into a death jungle . . .

Comments

[brothers_keeper]

No, I don't think I've heard of this one...

[maho_shoujoker]

Really? You must not be paying much attention!

[brothers_keeper]

Oh, oh, let's do try again then~ Perhaps another?

[maho_shoujoker]

Sure, what's black and white and green all over?

[brothers_keeper]

A frog riding a zebra?

[maho_shoujoker]

What? No! That doesn't even make sense.

[brothers_keeper]

But it's black and white and has green?

[maho_shoujoker]

Not green all over, man.

[brothers_keeper]

A lot of frogs, then?

[biteleftinhim]

... What?

[maho_shoujoker]

And a spiders say, "hey man, what's eating you?"

[biteleftinhim]

... [ he snorts a little. ]

[maho_shoujoker]

Ba-dum-psssssh.

[biteleftinhim]

Not terrible.

[maho_shoujoker]

Wow, hey, calm down man, don't hurt yourself.

[biteleftinhim]

[ ... eyes ] What?

[maho_shoujoker]

Don't want you to bust a gut laughing now!

[biteleftinhim]

That's unlikely.

[oi_theoi]

Oh, I love jokes!

[maho_shoujoker]

Of course you do!

[oi_theoi]

Well, tell me how it ends?

[maho_shoujoker]

How the hell am I supposed to know? I ain't been that dumb yet, nyuk nyuk nyuk!

[oi_theoi]

[laughs until the edges of his shirt catch on fire]

Wonderful!

[maho_shoujoker]

Whoa what the crap.

[oi_theoi]

[it goes out and his shirt is fine]

Do you know any others?

[maho_shoujoker]

Sure, sure! I got a million! Million joke Milly, that's what they used to call me!



Where in this case "they" means "absolutely no one."

[oi_theoi]

[so excited]

Tell me more! I'll give you something good for it!

[blackshadow]

Sounds sort of familiar...

[maho_shoujoker]

Don't it just?

[canihavesome]

Uh huh?

[maho_shoujoker]

True story, my friend!

[canihavesome]

And then what?

[maho_shoujoker]

Whaddya think? They died horribly! It's a jungle out there.

[canihavesome]

[pfft] Sounds like my home.

[maho_shoujoker]

Yeah? Condolences, man.

[canihavesome]

It's the outsiders who should be sorry.

[maho_shoujoker]

Oh man is this going to be a thing? Like an exposition thing?

[canihavesome]

Nah. Sorry. Not up for it.

[maho_shoujoker]

Awesome!

[canihavesome]

I never did have a heart for the villainous speech thing.

[maho_shoujoker]

Are you a villain? Are you supposed to come right out and say that? I feel like you may have violated some Villain Code here!

[canihavesome]

Do I look like a villain?