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[brokenbird]

Who: Anyone
When: Day 27, morning
Where: Outside Apt C
What: Fidgety injured tiny hero showing his age

[THE MOST WHINY PREPUBESCENT VOICE]

I'm boooorrrrreeedddddddd.

Comments

[evenimprobable]

. . . [nods]

[onlygoodlawyeris]

[feeeeelingsss...slumps]

Jeeze. . .it really is too early for this.

. . .

All I wanted to do was make fun of your mistress.

[evenimprobable]

. . .

Please don't call him that. That's just awkward.

[onlygoodlawyeris]

Is anything here not? Don't call me the wife or dear again and you've got a deal.

[evenimprobable]

It isn't even a - a thing. Er, a . . . [handwave]

You'll disappoint the children.

[onlygoodlawyeris]

A little disappointment humbles a person, they'll live.

[evenimprobable]

Don't ruin my fun.

[pause]

Watson-sensei and I are aiming to get the kids to call Holmes-san "grandma". So really, you should just play along.

[onlygoodlawyeris]

. . .Grandma Holmes. . .

. . .

The defense can be a mom a little longer, I guess.

[evenimprobable]

I thought that'd appeal to you.

[onlygoodlawyeris]

Haha. I can honestly say I never expected to be living with a pseudo family with Sherlock Holmes as our unintentionally amusing grand elder.

That was so strange to speak out loud.

[evenimprobable]

. . . it was strange to hear it outloud.

[onlygoodlawyeris]

And this is why I keep most commentary in my head.

[evenimprobable]

I usually do too.

[onlygoodlawyeris]

Haaah.

[pats him on the shoulder. . .and leaves a few quills and the aspirin bottle on the floor]

If you really want to go back to sleep, I won't bother you much, alright? Just be sure to wake up and stretch your legs before evening.

[evenimprobable]

. . . I really do, to be honest . . . my head is pounding and I'm just - exhausted in general. I won't sleep all day, just a few more hours . . .

[onlygoodlawyeris]

(Note to self, ask Kalidas what he's been drinking and get some for myself.)

Mm, alright. It looks like the girls are out for a while, so if you want to steal a bed, go for it. It'll help you rest better, too.

[evenimprobable]

It's fine, the closet's pretty comfortable. And I can shut the door when things get more active in here, as they do.

[onlygoodlawyeris]

If you say so. Just yell if you need anything.

[evenimprobable]

Thanks. . . . and sorry, if I'm worrying you.

[onlygoodlawyeris]

[handwaves]

When am I not worried? I'll talk to you later.

[evenimprobable]

Mm, later.

[onlygoodlawyeris]

[lawyer outttt. i'm going to get buzzed and wear a frilly apron apparently]