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Who: Crazy Allen and interested parties
When: Day 25, night
Where: APT E first!
What: oh nooooo

[You know what the worst thing about coming out of a haze of totally bonkers after being securely tied up and drugged for over a day? You can't just immediately run away.

Needless to say it may be hard to even realize Allen is back to normal for like 15 minutes. Because he's still just lying there. Like a deer. Maybe if I am still enough the headlights of sanity won't totally slam into me and send me reeling oh no too late.]

((I RESERVE THE RIGHT TO DERP OUT SOON but getting started on fallout since there is a lot of it, aww yea, also we can make timespace our bitch and say your character got news he is not a huge mongler anymore))

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[YOU JUST GOT EMBARRASSED]

...

Is that true?

[you are dicking me around bro aren't you]

I wouldn't lie to you about this, Alma.

[GIVES HIM THE EYE...]

That's a weird place for it.

[so deadpan

just no tone]

It is, isn't it. And unlike girls, that place doesn't get wet easily, so you have to use something to help a little... Aah, I mean, you don't have to always, but that's after a lot of practice and experience, and that depends on your body and your personality...

You aren't just saying that to convince me to put things in Yuu's butt, right? Because I think I'd die.

Edited 2012-02-26 01:52 (UTC)

...

I would do that to Kanda, but not to you, Alma.

Aww, Allen.

Anyway.

Spit works.

But you'll probably want oil.

[still blushing a little, but nods seriously] I ... guess that makes sense if neither has a -- you know. Girl. Part.

...

How did anyone even discover that...

I'm sure people like my Master discovered that.

...

Anyway, you should just... see what he likes. Knowing about that technique is the only one that really needs any guidance... just be gentle enough, and you can make love with him just fine. And you can still kiss and touch wherever you like, of course, just... feel it out. Everybody is different and likes different things... and is sensitive different places...

Kanda's possibly not sensitive anywhere, but he's got to have a prostate, so you can't go wrong there really.

I'm still pretty sure he'd kill me. Are there any beginner tips to keep him from killing me?

If you actually get to it he won't be able to complain too much once you're there... Ah, you should use your fingers first... you need to stretch and get used to it, especially when you aren't used to it...

And... there's oral sex, too...