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Who: Apt E, Rabi, Gilgamesh
When: Day 24, Evening (backdate)
Where: A barricaded bedroom in Apt E
What: A friendly conversation, mafia style :)

[One of the bedrooms in apartment EXCELLENT!!! has been comandeered today. The door has been barricaded shut with whatever was at hand. (If you look closely, there's even a mini-fridge tucked under the pile of stuff.)

A group of people are waiting around inside for what can only be the safest of reasons.]

Are you guys all ready?

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[BARKS automatically, before his mind catches up to the "oh my god what" factor of that --

and yay now i have a new deathglare target]

HAH! That's perfect, sis!

Sing of my greatness! Like your life depended on it! None'a them backhanded compliments, either!

[AS MONOTONE, ANGERFILLED, AND BRIEF AS HE CAN MUSTER WITH THOSE CONDITIONS:]

Few could match your superiority, your majesty Miss Lucky.

[turns to Scowl]

We could keep him as a pet.

He has to stay in the Ophiuchus's room if we do.

Depends, d'I get ta order him around too or not?

Sure.

Doesn't sound too bad a deal!

Just make sure you keep a good eye on him.

I'm not being anyone's pet!

He's real poorly-trained, though. Probably not housebroken. Best not to keep him in the apartment.

Aw, an' ya almost got my hopes up. Guess that's fine, too.

We could build him a little dog house in the hallway, or alternately, a post to chain him to...

But no, some naive meddler would come along and set him loose sooner or later.

We could make a warning sign explaining that he's a killer.

Are you deaf, mongrels? I'm not a dog!

But ya barked on command an' everythin'.

Bark.

[....... barks]

Just because you can force me to make the noise of one doesn't mean I am one, fool.

You know, this guy is actually kinda impressively stubborn! I mean it might just be 'cause I'm a dog person and also I'm power trippin', but he's sort of growing on me.

He makes me sick.

[pats Gil's head :)] You're in a new world, murderer. You should learn the rules of the people here before you go yapping about this kind of bullshit.