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[backinaflash]

Who: Apt C + Whoever
When: Day 22, afternoon
Where: Apt C
What: LOUD EXPLOSION

[Remember that explosion in Apt E the other day? There's one just like it coming from next door to them]

Comments

[vulpine_hijinx]

[SNICKERING]

Chocolate guaranteed!

[V IS FOR VICTORY, KUDO]

[evenimprobable]

Don't do that!

[vulpine_hijinx]

But it was spontaneous!

Don't be so shy, tantei-kun.

[evenimprobable]

Spontaneous my ass, Kid-san.

[vulpine_hijinx]

[shrugs]

It's like it was a full-on kiss like certain detectives have pulled in the past.

[evenimprobable]

[full-on—. . . oh god]

I was drunk!

[vulpine_hijinx]

Should avoid being around you when you're drunk then. Possibly, you have wandering hands...

[evenimprobable]

How would you even come to that conclusion.

[vulpine_hijinx]

You're hilariously repressed.

Anyway. Try not to get into trouble.

[evenimprobable]

I'm what?

—no. No, I'm not going anywhere until you explain that. Repressed?!

[vulpine_hijinx]

[innocent look]

What? You think I meant something by that other than annoying you?

[evenimprobable]

Wandering hands.

[vulpine_hijinx]

You're hilarious.

[evenimprobable]

. . . I need something to kick.

[STARTS LOOKING AROUND FOR BALL-SHAPED OBJECTS]

[vulpine_hijinx]

Now, now... it was a good distraction!

[evenimprobable]

I really wish I had a soccerball right now.

[vulpine_hijinx]

If wishes were horses, then we'd all ride.

[evenimprobable]

Ah, maybe that's where I'll walk to. The shrines, to see which god can give me one.

[TO THE DOOR]

[vulpine_hijinx]

[following]

So harsh, tantei-kun...

[evenimprobable]

Would you rather me just haul off and kick you?

[vulpine_hijinx]

I'd just dodge.

[handwaves]

Anyway, you're making a big deal over something so small...

[evenimprobable]

You said you're too lazy for it.

[huffs] You called me repressed.

[vulpine_hijinx]

Well, you are.

How long did it take you to get what I was saying earlier?

[evenimprobable]

That's not repessed, that's just - not . . . not coming to that conclusion right away! It's not as thought I think about that kind of thing!

[vulpine_hijinx]

Exactly.