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[ibedeadpeople]

Who: Apartment O, you?
When: Day 21, bright and early
Where: hallways and outside and around
What: mission control

So what all have we gotta do today?

Comments

[byallmeans]

Don't sound so surprised. Some people are like that.

[ibedeadpeople]

That doesn't make it right. A lawyer's job is to uncover the truth, not to follow some misguided agenda. Especially not when it's at the cost of other people's lives.

[byallmeans]

Like I said, some people are like that. You think everyone does what they're supposed to do? Their job may be to uncover the truth, but that's not necessarily why they're doing it.

[ibedeadpeople]

I know that. Just--never mind.

[byallmeans]

If you say so.

[ibedeadpeople]

I do.

...Anyway, I don't need anything like that to get some flowers.

[byallmeans]

If you're going out to gather them, you're going to need something.

[ibedeadpeople]

Shoes, which is why I'm doing the gathering in the first place.

[byallmeans]

A weapon, I mean.

[ibedeadpeople]

I have the knife Keen made me! That's totally like a weapon.

[byallmeans]

A weapon that will keep you safe for more than a minute and a half.

[ibedeadpeople]

Is there any sort of weapon like that?

[byallmeans]

There are some that have a better chance of it.

[ibedeadpeople]

I guess... I still think a whip or a taser would be pretty cool. Or like...a crossbow. Or a ray gun.

[byallmeans]

At least you'd stand a chance with a crossbow or a ray gun.

[ibedeadpeople]

I'd stand a chance either way! But those ones would be pretty badass! And I could hunt vampires and stuff!

[byallmeans]

Vampires.

[ibedeadpeople]

Yup. Like that guy in the movies! Just need wooden bolts, or maybe silver if you've got werewolves. ...I don't know if I'd want to eat one, though.

[byallmeans]

Wouldn't that be like eating people?

[ibedeadpeople]

...Whoa, I guess it would be. I was just thinking the meat would be stringy.

[byallmeans]

And that, too.

[ibedeadpeople]

Anyway, I don't think we should eat any werewolves. In general, you want to eat herbivores, I remember this from science class.

[byallmeans]

Why?

[ibedeadpeople]

Less diseases, I think? And the meat tends to taste better as well.

[byallmeans]

I'll keep it in mind.