Group Intro

[oi_theoi]

Who: Newwwwwwwwkids
When: Day 20, Evening
Where: Shrine room!
What: Group Intro~

[New kids go here ya'll]

[ Top Level Comments | Ky | Helen | Cayden | Nia ]

Comments

[brokenbird]

And you know--lions and tigers and bears.

[impenetrable]

Oh my. [points at him] Robin.

[brokenbird]

Yep.

We all know our animals here, it looks like.

[impenetrable]

[facepalms and mutters something to himself, making the lion cub perk up and look up at him]

[nope, you're ignored now]

[brokenbird]

Are you okay? Y'need something?

[impenetrable]

I am listening to some comic book character talk to me....

[brokenbird]

I'm pretty real for a character. And its kinda rude to say that to my face, you know.

Is your lion hungry?

[impenetrable]

I'm hallucinating. That blow was more brain addling than deadly.

[but throws his hands up as the lion cub paws more enthusiastically at him] She's always hungry. Bottomless pit. And she's saying yes to whatever meat you're offering.

[brokenbird]

I don't have any with me but I'll catch something for her later.

And you're not hallucinating... This is Thusia, you were suppose to die but came here instead cuz of these god guys they have here.

[impenetrable]

[pinching the bridge of his nose]

I get that things were rushed, but a hazing over my sanity isn't really needed.

[brokenbird]

If anyone here is having a delusion its me.

[impenetrable]

No, you are the delusion, that's terrible if there's a delusion's delusion.

[brokenbird]

I'm not the delusion.

[PINCHES]

[impenetrable]

[FREAKING-]

OW

[brokenbird]

Yeah I'm sure IMAGINARY.

[impenetrable]

Yes, fine, all right, I guess that crowbar hit my head right after all.

[brokenbird]

That does suck. But its pretty safe here if you don't wander into nature. So you won't get hurt again unless you're taking risks.

[impenetrable]

... Don't tell me the trees are alive and genocidal.

[brokenbird]

Not that I've seen but there's anacondas and giant spiders and man eating flowers and lizards the size of horses and supposedly some dragons.

[impenetrable]

[yep, we're back to facepalm central]

[brokenbird]

...you want to sit down somewhere out the way or something?

[impenetrable]

I'm fine. [sharply]

[brokenbird]

Okay. Any questions then?

[impenetrable]

So how is everyone holding out against nature like this if it's so dangerous? It's bound to be creeping in here and there.

[brokenbird]

Tearing it the hell down. Burning it. Putting more space between it and us. People are going out every day to work on it.

[pulls a small bomb out his utility belt] I'm helping too.