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[herpunishment]

Who: Haruto, Excel, whoever
When: Day 20, noon
Where: Hallway
What: Public performance of a love song for Tare, to be inflicted on any poor saps wandering past.

[ if you didn't know anything about Haruto's ~Epic Love for the Ages~ you are about to find out.

in song form.

with really ~*~beautiful and touching~*~ lyrics. ]

The fox an' the snake, a strange case
The scales balanced against us from the start.
Our firs' meetin': her fist an' my face.
But I rose ta the challenge that came with the part
Put up with the bruises fer a moment's embrace.

Hopeless, it mighta seemed
But showin' up here, I took heart
It looked like the fates had deemed
Us meant ta never be apart
Even death, no god or fiend
Could get'n the way of Cupid's dart! ♥

S'here we are, meant ta be
Her spark, that flame
Burnin' now jus' for me

[...okay I lied they're not beautiful or touching at all ]

Comments

[unmaskedlizard]

...He seems very.. silly...?

[hydralize]

She killed him so why does he like her?

[unmaskedlizard]

... You could ask?

[hydralize]

And get some made up story? There's no way I can trust anything he says.

[unmaskedlizard]

It's worth it to at least hear the evidence. Surely he isn't so stupid as to mess with Lucky...

[hydralize]

I interrogated him already, and nothing he said sounded good enough.

[unmaskedlizard]

Okay, okay! But look, look at how many people would kill him, not to mention her herself...

[hydralize]

That's the only reason I haven't killed him pre-emptively.