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[birdonawire]

Who: Everyone
When: Day 6, Evening
Where: Home Base, Shrine Room
What: New arrivals!

[Suddenly, in the shrine room, there are three incredibly disoriented miniature superheroes. They don't appear to be having a very good time.]

Comments

[best_ended]

Nothing like this one.

[canihelpyou]

That's lucky, at least. [I wonder why you're being so vague. Oh maybe you don't want to talk about it.]

[best_ended]

[more like I don't really remember much about it]

I lived in a very large city filled with people of all sorts. So it was always interesting.

[canihelpyou]

Were there cosplayers there too?

[best_ended]

Haha, there was one that liked to dress up like a bartender. That guy was a monster.

[canihelpyou]

What's a bartender? Bars are there to keep people out, so... A guard?

[best_ended]

That's one thing called "bars". Another is a place where people drink alcohol. A bartender serves the people alcohol.

[canihelpyou]

Oh! So he's like the people that worked in the food court.

Uh... What do you mean by he was a monster?

[best_ended]

A beast would be the term. Very violent.

[canihelpyou]

[Picturing something like the Big Bad Wolf in a McDonalds uniform...]





[Shudders]

[best_ended]

[rofl. best imagery]

[canihelpyou]

I'm sorry you had to deal with someone like that.

[best_ended]

Mm. But... the good news is that I will never have to see him again. Probably.

[canihelpyou]

[Oh and now I'm thinking about how I'll never see Clarice again and I am the saddest puppet]

Ah... Y-Yes, that's. That's one lucky thing for you.

[best_ended]

[puppet needs headpats? puppet needs headpats]

[canihelpyou]

[I am going to be so dere for you. Looking up, surprised]

Ah...

[canihelpyou]

I- I'm sorry.

[best_ended]

[that is the plan, yes]

It's understandable. People have people they miss, so I can only assume that a mannequin would operate on the premise.

[canihelpyou]

...Clarice...

[best_ended]

Oya... sounds like someone important.

[canihelpyou]

She is... She's the most important. Sh-She's my only friend.

[best_ended]

Ah, how sad.

But the good news is that she's alive and well.

[canihelpyou]

[....Well that's debatable]

R-Right.

[best_ended]

[well she's not here, shhh]

In the meantime, there are plenty of people here to make friends with.

[canihelpyou]

[But I left her traumatised in a destroyed burning asylum full of escaped inmates and cannibal children]

Everyone seems very nice so far.