thusia | (no subject)

That's what I said!

But it's for a mission. I need to like, tie you up or make you do some menial labor or whatever.

'kay. The labor part migh' be hard ta work around with my leg the way it is.

Tying you up is faster anyway. We've even got some vine leftover from working on that other room!

Knot wastin' anytime, are ya? Sounds like we're bound ta get this one done quick!

I'm on it! Full incapacitation in thirty seconds or your money back!

[yay yay~ gathering up some vines~]

[ finishing up the last mouthful of this ice cream because it'd be a shame to waste it even for the noble purpose of bondage ]

I'd say I'd hold ya to that, but it's more the other way around!

[skips on back with ropes and gets to work]

This is good training, too! Concentration training! Under better circumstances I'd find a river to throw you in. ♥

Much as 'm defloated ta ya, I like it better breathin', no chokin' around.

You'd just cheat your way out anyway... there!

[Sits back to admire her handiwork, which is done, of course, in the nice and practical manner that would be adopted by your average kidnapper.]

Hm... needs a blindfold.

S'true. An' I'd help ya out there findin' somethin, but my hands are tied, along with most the rest of me.

Edited 2012-02-05 02:25 (UTC)

Do we have any spare bandages? Even if we do your face isn't where they ought to be going—wait, I got it! I'll stick a pillow case on your head, just like a terror hostage!

An' cover up my ransom face?

Yup~♪

[already stripping her pillow]

Guess I can't blame ya fer wantin' ta keep it all ta yerself. ♥

[PILLOW CASE ON YOUR HEAD 8) ]

That should do it! "I dominate this poor schmuck in the name of Eizon!"

[ and I guess this is the part where I keep my mouth shut!! bantering is not very submissive-like ]

I think that's it. He said it'd be at the shrine when I got there. Am I supposed to leave you like that?

No idea.

I'll just dash on down there and back. Shouldn't take more'n a few minutes!

Got it. I'll be waitin'.

Right-o! BRB!

[and off she goes]

[ and he's just going to sit there tied up until she gets back ]

...

[no, seriously ...]

If the two of you are going to be doing stuff like that, can you at least take it to a bedroom?

[pause, let him realize he shares sleeping space with Excel]

And put a sock on the door or something so the rest of us can stay out. And clean up afterward.

Getting my own room won't come soon enough.

DON'T ENCOURAGE THAT!