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[oi_theoi]

Who: Whoever!
When: Day 18, early afternoon
Where: Around...
What: MINGLEE


[For those of you who aren't brave/foolish enough to go fuck around in the nature. Or maybe just lazy. There is a mingle, for your mingling needs]

Comments

[derpfarmer]

They really had a close call.

[pencilpremonition]

Yeah, I'd hate to have been them! Should I tell another?

[derpfarmer]

Tell as many as you like.

[pencilpremonition]

I know another one about a couple in a car...

They were out on an isolated country road, playing around, y'know. When they were ready to go home, though, the car wouldn't start. The boy said he would walk for help, but suggested she first get down on the floor of the car in the back and put a blanket over her so no one looking in would see her. He told her not to look out or get out until he returned, no matter what she heard.

He didn't come back, and later she heard a strange tap-tap-tap sound on top of the car. Tap-tap-tap. Despite her growing panic, she didn't get out and remained huddled there, all night long, listening to the dripping sounds.

Finally, the day grew light outside and she heard someone walking up to the car. A man's voice called out "Is anyone in there?" It was the local sheriff. She peeked out and he told her to get out of the car, walk down the road to the waiting sheriff's car, and whatever she did, not to look back at the car.

She walked down the road to the sheriff's car but looked back at the last minute and saw her boyfriend, hanging from the tree they'd stopped under, his throat cut and dripping blood onto the car.

[derpfarmer]

[This one does draw a shudder, and he's looking away.]

Uh, maybe we better call it good with that one after all.

[pencilpremonition]

[She washes her hands and goes over to cuddle him affectionately.]

I didn't mean to scare you in a bad way.

[derpfarmer]

[Squeeze.]

I'll be okay.

[pencilpremonition]

[snugglesnuggle]

If you're scared, I can sleep in your bed again tonight...

[derpfarmer]

I want you to be there.

[pencilpremonition]

Then I will. Maybe we'll sleep in your bed every night.

[derpfarmer]

We should see how you like it.

[pencilpremonition]

I liked it a lot last night. It's so safe cuddled up in your arms, I didn't even have nightmares last night.

[derpfarmer]

Really, you didn't?

[pencilpremonition]

Not one. You must be good luck.

[derpfarmer]

[Heh!]

I wouldn't go that far.

[pencilpremonition]

We'll see if they come back. But I'll come sleep in your bed as many times as you want.

[derpfarmer]

Good...Let's give it a try.

[pencilpremonition]

I'd better actually make this food, though.

[nuzzlekiss! Then returning to cooking duties.]

[derpfarmer]

What will you make?

[pencilpremonition]

Stir fry. It's easy. I'm just filling people up today, not doing anything fancy.

[derpfarmer]

Stir fry is still good.

[pencilpremonition]

I hope people don't get tired of it. I'll make it extra spicy today.

[derpfarmer]

Food is food. People can't be picky.

[pencilpremonition]

You'd be surprised. I got out of the habit cause food was so scarce where I came from.

I'm putting on weight here, can you tell?

[derpfarmer]

Yeah, you look a little bigger.