Group Intro

[oi_theoi]

Who: =D!
When: Day 16, Night
Where: Shrine Room
What: M-More new kids?

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Comments

[depraved]

Sherlock Holmes. Detective.

[canihelpyou]

Oh! I heard about detectives, they solve mysteries in stories. I'm Muppet.

[depraved]

Interesting. Describe your inner workings.

[canihelpyou]

My what?

[depraved]

You're not human. How do you work?

[canihelpyou]

I-I'm a mannequin. Um, I'm alive because of a magical energy source, i-if that's what you mean.

[depraved]

Curious. I hope magic doesn't always explain oddities.

[canihelpyou]

Kid Flash thinks it's actually science, but I don't know much about science. I know it has numbers?

[depraved]

... Yes. It has numbers.

[canihelpyou]

And, ummm... [Snaps his fingers] Biology! Th-That's a science thing, isn't it? Miss Albinia said she'd teach me.

[depraved]

Biology is an offshoot of science.

[canihelpyou]

What does that mean?

[depraved]

Figure it out.

[canihelpyou]

But I don't know what an offshoot is... Sh-Shooting is with guns, uh... Science guns...

[depraved]

Good luck to you then.

[canihelpyou]

[MAYBE I CAN FIGURE THIS OUT

Okay science isn't a gun, and he said off, biology is a gun that doesn't off? No that doesn't make sense. But if scientists need guns like cowboys need guns then biology must be dangerous, are they fighting criminals? If there are different parts of science, like that 'chemistry' and 'physics' thing, plus all that stuff about mechanics, are they maybe fighting each other? Is science another fighting tournament? The last one I was in was for science.]

...I-Is biology that dangerous?

[depraved]

Amazing. I don't think I've heard so much drivel in my entire life.

[canihelpyou]

What is drivel?

[depraved]

[ hmphs ]

How about we work out a deal. I need help around here. I'll teach you the words you need, and you can run errands for me from time to time.

[canihelpyou]

Ferris wheel, okay! I'd love to be useful.

[depraved]

Good. It'll work well for the both of us.

[canihelpyou]

[GOSH I'M SO HAPPY TO BE HELPING yayyyy] What do you need, sir?

[depraved]

Nothing yet. I'll make myself known when I need you.