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Who: YOU.
When: Day 146, afternoon
Where: Errywhere
What: A MINGLE.

[Today, there are spiders.

THERE ARE SPIDERS EVERYWHERE.

Maybe they are on your walls. Maybe they are on your face! Or in your hair, or in your food . . . !]

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[THAT WASN'T STARTLING OR ANYTHING.

managed to not draw a gun, okok.]

Shirou.

[!?

Pauses in her campaign of heroic spider-killing.]

Dad, there are spiders everywhere!

[That's why Shirou has these swords. For spiders.]

... swords are a bit excessive unless they're overly large.

[brushes a spider off his sleeve :|a]

... Well, there are a lot of them, and we don't have a flyswatter, so.

[BUT DAD I WANT TO SWORDS CAN I PLEASE SWORDS]

[personally, I'd explode them]

Perhaps there'll be some larger ones you'll have to take care of.

Either way, this is good training, so.

[SWINGS AT A SPIDER and splits it cleanly in half. Yes, be proud of me dad. This is HERO TRAINING.]

There's that. Hopefully, they don't have venom to them. Be careful.

Some bit my leg this morning, and I'm okay. It just itches. But I won't let any more of them bite me, so it's fine.

Some of them got into our rice though, so I had to throw it out...

[s-sigh]

I'll work to replace it.

Okay! I'll get rid of the spiders, then.

[YEEEEEEEEEEEEAH]

[... well, I could have a sense of humor about this]

You know. Arachnids are a decent source of protein.

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aeschyne - 2013-07-05 20:23 (UTC) - Expand

[nearby watching people react to the spiders]

[with daughter-person. clearly amused, so hasn't noticed you quiiite yet]

[that's okay, hes' watching]

[well, when he does notice him, his face goes grim]

[there are other people besides you to watch, so he'll eventually notice his grimness, tilting his head thoughtfully]

[DON'T WORRY CITIZEN

EMIYA SHIROU WILL TAKE CARE OF THESE SPIDERS FOR YOU]

[not phased by the spiders, just watching]

[Doesn't even notice you at first, mostly because she's very focused on these spiders. She's pretty good? Although she is killing them with a sword for some weird reason.

Eventually she does see him though. Pausing in her spider-killing, catching her breath.]

Ah --

Hello.

[tilts his head, it's kind of like acknowledging her words]

[Just. Stares back.

And then. Takes a step forward and reaches towards him...]

[grabs her wrist, his fingers sinking into the skin until he's gripping bone]

Don't touch.

[Blinks.

That's... pretty weird. Kind of alarming, actually, and unpleasant. Shirou considers freaking out, but. Well. She still feels sort of weird around this guy, and so she just kind of. Blinks.]

There's a spider on you.

It's fine.

[not releasing her until she agrees to back off]

Edited 2013-07-04 01:36 (UTC)

They bite. A bunch of them bit my legs this morning.

[Just kind of. Staring at the spider.]