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[personal profile] pyropathic_ambicide 2012-01-21 09:45 pm (UTC)(link)
No one's going to let you starve.
iflookscould: (Your trauma doesn't impress me.)

[personal profile] iflookscould 2012-01-21 09:47 pm (UTC)(link)
I've seen it happen before.
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[personal profile] pyropathic_ambicide 2012-01-21 09:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Seriously? With all the shit out there food can't be running low.
iflookscould: (This is balls.)

[personal profile] iflookscould 2012-01-21 09:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Not here. Back home.

[shrugs]
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[personal profile] pyropathic_ambicide 2012-01-21 09:53 pm (UTC)(link)
You mean like a vamp?
iflookscould: (Whaza?)

[personal profile] iflookscould 2012-01-21 09:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Like a what?

Vamp?

Is that like tramp...
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[personal profile] pyropathic_ambicide 2012-01-21 09:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[..........srs]

...vampire.
iflookscould: (Peers don't know what they can't see.)

[personal profile] iflookscould 2012-01-21 10:02 pm (UTC)(link)
There are no vampires in my home world. Homunculus and monsters and wizards and mad scientists. But no vampires.
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[personal profile] pyropathic_ambicide 2012-01-21 10:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[??]

Did they all die or something?
iflookscould: (Part time hipster.)

[personal profile] iflookscould 2012-01-21 10:16 pm (UTC)(link)
There were never vampires.

Look, I've been to other worlds besides my own before. They're all different. In mine there's magic for a price. People who can use it suffer effects like losing memories or aging rapidly.

In another world I've been to people can't use magic at all but there are creatures called mushi. A sort of spirit creature that can have magic-like effects.

Neither of those worlds had vampires.

In a third world I've been to, there were vampires and zombies and I've heard there was even a werewolf once. ...he ate the little shop kid.

The sooner you open up to the idea that nothing works the way you'd expect it the better. No vampires, no magic with a price. Whole new game.
iflookscould: (I love you like Snape loved Lily.)

[personal profile] iflookscould 2012-01-21 10:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Enjoy being incredibly uncomfortable and reforming your world view.
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[personal profile] pyropathic_ambicide 2012-01-21 10:23 pm (UTC)(link)
. . .

[smacks you upside the head]
iflookscould: (You want me to what?)

[personal profile] iflookscould 2012-01-21 10:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[steps back from and holds his sunglasses secure]
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[personal profile] pyropathic_ambicide 2012-01-21 10:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't try to be cool with me you little snot. And what's with the glasses? Are you really trying that hard?
iflookscould: (Unsure.)

[personal profile] iflookscould 2012-01-21 10:35 pm (UTC)(link)
No, I'm legally blind in my right eye and the other isn't much better.

They're prescription.
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[personal profile] pyropathic_ambicide 2012-01-21 10:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[eyebrow]

You're nearly blind, so you wear glasses that make it even darker, when we're already indoors.
iflookscould: (ruh roh raggy)

[personal profile] iflookscould 2012-01-21 10:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[takes a few more steps back away from, then turns and starts walking away]
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[personal profile] pyropathic_ambicide 2012-01-21 10:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[=|a

whoops Saguaro did you pick a on a kid so hard he got feelings

man no way

...when is the last time you had to deal with anyone younger than you

. . . .]

...Look if you're going to be that sensitive about it you should wear a sign or something.
iflookscould: (You are dumb and should feel dumb.)

[personal profile] iflookscould 2012-01-21 10:57 pm (UTC)(link)
No I'm just walking away before you take the only glasses I've got. I think that's fairly sensible.
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[personal profile] pyropathic_ambicide 2012-01-21 10:58 pm (UTC)(link)
What the hell would I do with your glasses?
iflookscould: (Your trauma doesn't impress me.)

[personal profile] iflookscould 2012-01-21 11:00 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't know but you sure spent some time grilling me on my choice in eyewear.
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[personal profile] pyropathic_ambicide 2012-01-21 11:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Cause you're wearing sunglasses indoors like some kind of self important douche and apparently it's to help you see better. What, you don't have ones that do that without making it look like it's night out?
iflookscould: (Is that so?)

[personal profile] iflookscould 2012-01-21 11:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Did you die in your preferred attire?
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[personal profile] pyropathic_ambicide 2012-01-21 11:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[?]

I guess...?

[looks down at herself. SHE IS NOT EXACTLY A FANCY PANTS. capris and tanktops man]
iflookscould: (SEX ISN'T MAGIC)

[personal profile] iflookscould 2012-01-21 11:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Lets just say I wasn't expecting to go when I did.

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