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Nothing stupid is about to happen

Who: AERTA AND FRIENDS
When: Day 124 evening
Where: Apt C
What:

[ After sequestering herself on and off for a few days, Aerta is finally coming out of the spare room in Apartment C, her arms full of very, very brightly colored flannel. If you look carefully you may also see satin ribbons poking out here and there. ]

Good news everyone! As your clever and loving sister, I've taken it upon myself to do something terribly kind and practical!

Everyone get ready to be grateful. ♥

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You did this thing deliberately.

Mm! With love and care, as I've said...

Well then, I am bound by blood and love to cherish your efforts.

[ YOU'RE GOD DAMN RIGHT YOU ARE 8D ]

Ah! ♥ You two will look so good next to each other!

What are you implying? We always look good next to each other.

Well, there's always room for improvement, don't you think?

And these concoctions of colors are your idea of improvement.

Certainly. They're cute, aren't they?

Adorable.

And . . . that's not even the best part, you know.

The best part is that you made it yourself?

Not even that either.

What might it be then?

The cloth.

[ reaches up carefully to rub a bit of it against his good cheek. IT IS SOFT LIKE KITTEN BUTT ]

Pretty nice, don't you think?

...

I'll concede. I do admit it's lovely.

[ yesssss aerta winsssss ]

Don't you think it would be pretty comfortable? You know, to sleep in!

Softness such as this would lull even a stone to sleep.

[ poor choice of words ]

Or a tree, perhaps?

[or excellent]

Trees are always sleepy, hence the lullabies they sing.

[ no. jesus. ]

Well then, what about a vine?

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