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[whistical]

Who: you
When: Day 123, afternoon
Where: in the HQ
What: curiosities

[There is a strange person wearing only a borrowed jacket, who has been watching you for some time. You're fascinating~ obviously~

This might get uncomfortable after a while.]

Comments

[whistical]

Another who isn't human...

[approve_dammit]

...Course not. Who the hell would want to be human? They're weak!

[whistical]

Humans.

[approve_dammit]

...huh?

[whistical]

You asked~♥

[approve_dammit]

...yeah well, they're stupid.

[whistical]

[hums softly~♥]

[approve_dammit]

...what are you?

[whistical]

I am.

[approve_dammit]

...that's not a fucking answer.

[whistical]

No~ it's not~♥

[approve_dammit]

That's not fucking fair! I told you what the fuck I am!

[whistical]

You did.

[approve_dammit]

So fair's fair! Tell me!

[whistical]

No one said I was fair.

[approve_dammit]

...dick.

[whistical]

[hums~♥]

[approve_dammit]

*growls, hackles going up, but fuck if he's going to attack again, and he's sure as hell not going to turn his back on you so just. growling*

[whistical]

[:)]

[approve_dammit]

*man, is there any way I can back away from you and still appear manly and shit...*

[whistical]

[not manly or anything, but you can back away~]

[approve_dammit]

*shut up it's ttly manly you creepy creepy person you*