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[dearyme]

Who: Karl and anyone and everyone
When: Day 15, all day
Where: Hallway, outside of Apartment A
What: The statue is resting after his gigantic battle with Muppet. Care to talk to him?

[Karl just sits, eyes closed against the wall. He has his usual smile on his face with Arma perched on his head, watching people come and do. He isn't moving anytime soon. Come speak with him perhaps? Poke at him? Call him names? You're choice.]

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[thevineintervention]

Good morning.

[dearyme]

[Karl peeks an eye open and smiles wider.]

Good morning~

[thevineintervention]

[sits down next to him]

[dearyme]

Are you going to keep me company?

[thevineintervention]

It seems I am.

[pencilpremonition]

[Comes and sits beside!]

Hey~

[dearyme]

Deary me. Hello Becca. How are you today?

[Fight? What fight? There was no fight that broke out right in front of her. What are you talking about?]

[pencilpremonition]

I'm good. Are you feeling better today?

[dearyme]

Lighter than usual.

[His hand goes and actually reaches into the hole in his chest and shakes his head...and rattles.]

You?

[pencilpremonition]

Glad I can talk again. That was hard. But I've got a bed now!

[thegoatkid]

[attempts to poke statue]

[dearyme]

[Is pokes. And nothing happens. The bird on it's head does look down at you though. What do?]

[thegoatkid]

[Attempt to reach for the bird :|a]

[dearyme]

[And one of the statue's eyes open.]

Deary me, helloooo there.

[thegoatkid]

Greetings.

[overclocking]

[...mostly I'm curious whether you, too, have a ticking timebomb demon headmonster that you're not telling anyone about.

Jiii.]

[dearyme]

[He looks hollow on the inside. No black swirling smoke, no evil voices. But there is that bird on his head with the glowing red eyes looking at you.]

[overclocking]

[...do you belong to the violent statue or are you part of the nature that's trying to kill us?]

[dearyme]

[Slowly the statues eyes open and he looks up at you.]

Hellooooo

[overclocking]

[Er]

... Hi.

The bird is yours?

[canihelpyou]

[Well Red is out skygazing so I woke up without anybody sitting on me, oh man last night was AWFUL a-and there's Karl he's not moving and there's a hole in his chest and...]

K-Karl?

[dearyme]

[To be mean or to be nice. That is the question. Maybe a combination of the two. He shakes as he slowly opens his eyes. He looks so tired right now.]

M-Muppet? Is that you?

[canihelpyou]

[I. I can't even get mad at you for your trollish ways right now.]

I-I... I-I'm sorry.

[dearyme]

[Now this he wasn't expecting.]

Deary me, Muppet. Why did you attack me? I wasn't doing anything at all.

[Let's have a fun guilty trip, shall we? Oh and he was talking to Becca and Emeric before you, Climber. So sorry but he has new human targets.]

[canihelpyou]

[If I knew what you were planning I would feel less bad about trying to eat you.

...Okay no I wouldn't BUT YOU STILL SUCK] I-I saw you waving Arma a-at Becca, I know what you do-- B-But, that was... I-I shouldn't have let that happen, let the wolf... I-I'm really sorry.