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WINTER WONDERLAND

Who: A whole bunch of snow and YOU
When: Day 104, late afternoon and probably until Day 105 at some point.
Where: 3rd Floor, Common Area
What: ~~Because Albi wanted to be Jack Frost~~ BECAUSE CHRISTMAS

[There will be a bit of a drop in the temperature of the third floor today. Nothing too bad until you enter the Common Area, where you will find a good percentage of it is, in fact, covered in snow. There's mounds of it all over and more than enough to play and frolic in. There's even one mound big enough to sled down. And there's an area over that that's just pure ice and there some ice skates along the edge.]

[Around the edge of of the mini winter wonderland are tables with coats and other such winter wear.]

((OOC: BTW, winter clothes will vanish when the snow does.))

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Impressive resistance against obvious don't stare at my dick jokes, bro.

[THUMBS UP

GOES TO BUILD A SNOWDICK]

Like ghat would fucking stop you.

[ok let's do his]

[Dirk actually works for a bit before it occurs to him that this is fucking cold and he should maybe

go put snow stuff on]

[Dave never puts any shit on because whatever I am too cool and I have a cape anyway]

[enjoy freezing your hands off bro.

btw this dick is going to have a tentacle]

[what the fuck bro.

Well I am making a horse dick

and because don't know what a horse dick actually looks like I m making a dick with a horsehead]

[totally cheats and looks over at some point

stares trying to figure out why a dick had that sort of hook shape

and i guess if you are into that should I look for toys like that]

[flings a snowball a his cheating FACE]

[=x blocks that and goes back to finishing tentacle dick. I DUNNO WHAT YOU ARE DOING OVER THERE BUT CLEARLY I NEED TO MAKE THIS DICK MORE AWESOME

time to add some shades

takes his sword and goes over to where the ice is]

[What are YOU doing over there...

ok whatever.

goes off to find some icicles for the mane]

[i am cutting free two triangles of ice and propping them up on the balls]

[ok whatever I am just gonna stick these icicles into this horse head]

Edited 2012-12-25 06:12 (UTC)

[awesome bro =3c

time for the FINISHING TOUCHES

carefully packing the snow for some veins and getting a nice graphic shape]

[That went without saying]

[straight up

stands back to admire his work then comes over to see how you are doin']

[It is a rampant masterpiece]

So how much lube do you want with your dicking?

... My dicking. Shit.

[well I'm pretty turned on right now]

The dicking is all yours, bro. We can do it any way you want.

Wow way to give the fuck up in the face of true art. Let's see your dick.

You were obviously highly motivated to win and it paid off.

[IT'S A DOUBLE DICK, it has a human peen with a tentacle peen coming off of it, and rad shades on the ballsack]

Ok, this shit makes no sense. Why are the shades on the balls? That would be like putting shades on my ass. You lose for being completely god dam nonsensical.

Think of it like a signature.

Fine but at least put them I don't know, perched on the delicate tip of the tenta-dick.

If not for the minor inconveniences of gravity and physics I'd be all over that.

I suppose I could make a much smaller pair.

Trust me, it'd look a million times less ostentatious.

Good point. Wouldn't want my ostentatiousness to be too obvious.

[GOES TO CUT UP SOME SMALLER TRIANGLES]

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