Peekaboo

[fuckingnature]

Who: Your neighbors and you
When: Day 99, Late Morning/Early Afternoon
Where: HQ's perimeter
What:

[ The morning sun might be a little harder to see today. This would be because there are red lizagons climbing over and down the windows and the sides of HQ, sniffing and stopping to stare at the interior of the building, almost... curiously. ]

[ Surely this is nothing to get worked up about... right? ]

(( Ten is your runner! She is on IRC if you would like to tap her. ))

Comments

[madasahero]

One would presume you were trying to avoid me.

[didnotchoosetobe]

Only because you like waking me up.

[madasahero]

Only because you sleep through a dragon infestation.

[I'm pouring you tea. Maybe the caffeine will help.]

[didnotchoosetobe]

Is it doing any good for me to be awake right now?

*red bull doesn't even have enough caffeine to help*

[madasahero]

[You are too hardcore. '-']

Certainly. You are keeping me company.

[didnotchoosetobe]

F'that's all I need t'do, maybe I can manage.

*laziness, perfected*

[madasahero]

It would also be highly beneficial for everyone's health if you could stay away from dragons better than last time.

[didnotchoosetobe]

Right, right.

[madasahero]

Is that a promise?

[didnotchoosetobe]

Heeh... well. I won't go looking for 'em, anyway.

[madasahero]

...They seem to be looking for you.

[didnotchoosetobe]

*shrugs*

Can't really help that, can I?

[madasahero]

Perhaps you could make yourself look less tasty.

[didnotchoosetobe]

How do I do that?

[madasahero]

...Perhaps we could spread pepper all over you.

[didnotchoosetobe]

*okay of all the things that are wrong with that idea...*

What if they like pepper?

[madasahero]

We could test it first and check if they seem interested.

[didnotchoosetobe]

...on what, exactly?

[madasahero]

On you, naturally. We will hang you from a safe distance, so there is nothing to worry about.

[didnotchoosetobe]

*quickly*

No way.

[madasahero]

Why, not? It is a perfectly scientific method.

[didnotchoosetobe]

*by your standards maybe*

No it isn't.

[madasahero]

It would be fun, regardless.

[didnotchoosetobe]

For you, maybe.

[madasahero]

Yes, and then we will know for sure.