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[whatishardwork]

Who: Whomever/Whatever and Reimu
When: Day 94 afternoon
Where: Hallways...wherever
What: New person thing, you know how it is

[Floating down the hallways is one irritated person. And she doesn't seem to want to get out of the way of anyone who might be in the way. Not to mention the frown on her face is one that would frighten little children with its size.

But mostly, she's looking for a culprit because there is ALWAYS one. Her gut instinct never fails.]

...it was you, wasn't it?

Comments

[despotic]

My empire stretched far and was full of riches, both monetarily and culturally.

[whatishardwork]

So you are rich. I think we can be good friends.

[despotic]

I have high standards, you will have to impress me.

[whatishardwork]

Yeah? I'm Reimu Hakurei, Shrine Maiden of Paradise. [Makin' it sound fancy.]

[despotic]

You may address me as 'Saber' or 'Emperor.' Yes, you are honored to meet me, Reimu.

[whatishardwork]

....Emperor will be fine. Saber isn't even a real name.

[despotic]

You are correct, it is my class.

[whatishardwork]

Yeah, it'd be like you calling me Shrine Maiden, which would be awkward. So let's not do that.

[despotic]

Well, emperor is satisfactory.

[whatishardwork]

Good. Now that we've confirmed that you're someone I'm not going to be mad at, I still need to find someone to beat up.

[despotic]

Well, if you wished to engage in a fight I would not mind but you would be defeated. If you are seeking an alternative target I can suggest one.

[whatishardwork]

If you're not standing in my way, I don't care much about fighting you.

[despotic]

Practical! Yes, agreed.

[whatishardwork]

Think you can point me in the right direction?

[despotic]

The god reside over there [ INDICATES ]

[whatishardwork]

I mean more like a person.

[despotic]

. . . someone who stands in your way.

[whatishardwork]

I'm not stupid. Probably because I'm a Shrine Maiden, I know that trying to fight gods is pointless.

[despotic]

Then there are just those around us. You will have to seek them out on your own.

[whatishardwork]

I'll just have to find someone from Gensokyo.

[despotic]

I look forward to your efforts!

[whatishardwork]

I can't imagine why...

[despotic]

A maiden embarking on a journey? What is more beautiful?

[whatishardwork]

A pile of chocolate brownies, for one.

[despotic]

. . . gluttony is also appealing.