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[canihelpyou]

Who: Oh those wacky amusement park figures...
When: Day 14, evening
Where: Starting in apartment A BUT ALSO EVERYWHERE. We're crashing through your doors :u Tag in your location if you want in
What: The ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny

[A FIGHT HAS BROKEN OUT. BECCA IS SCREAMING. STATUES AND PUPPETS ARE TRYING TO KILL EACH OTHER. Why is today such a day of violence.]

Comments

[anopenbook]

[oh hey

picking up Muppet by the back of his shirt]

I see neither of you thought this through at all.

[canihelpyou]

[But see one of us has back-up reserves of doom energy. Leaking all over the place again oh no]

[anopenbook]

...damnit Muppet.

[dearyme]

[And Karl is slowly pushing himself up with another giggle.]

Uh oh...someone's angry~

[anopenbook]

Oh, would you put a sock in it you demented little lawn gnome.

[canihelpyou]

[HAHAHA KILL THEM ALL oh okay voice in my head, trying to rush Karl again. How good is your grip Red I am not strong.]

[anopenbook]

[I HAVE YOU

also, poking in the face repeatedly]

Do we need to dance again? I'm too tired to dance baby~

[dearyme]

[Yes but no one is holding me. And I'm throwing this spear right at Climber's head!]

[anopenbook]

[starts dancing with Muppet

Your spear misses as Red dips him]

Cheer up~

[canihelpyou]

[C-Confused, but still all crazy and leaky]

[lightningfield]

[What the actual fuck is happening here.]

[anopenbook]

Come dance with me, little muppet~
Forget your horrible day~
Come dance with me, sweet puppet~
Let the worry go away~~~

[TWIRLS THE PUPPET]

And when the day gets too hard for ya~
MAHNA MAHNA~

[dearyme]

[Well...my spear turns back into a bird and comes back to me. It lands on my head and I'm just going to sit down.

...And my finger falls off. Wonderful...]

[canihelpyou]

Doot...doo...

[anopenbook]

[seriously why is this my life

stumbles a bit as he twirls~ again god I WANTED TO SLEEP]

Mahna mahna~

[canihelpyou]

[Flopping in his arms, s-sorry Red this puts a bit of a damper on the dancing]

[anopenbook]

[I will do it anyway :|]

Mahna maahhnnaaaaaaa.

[canihelpyou]

[I am not conscious anymore]

[dearyme]

[Just going to watch and drop my finger into my mouth. Omnomnom.]

[anopenbook]

. . .

[dearyme]

What?

[lightningfield]

....

[I. What.

Coming closer to Karl, then, wary.]

[dearyme]

[Picks up my finger and eats it as if it's nothing.]

[lightningfield]

[Why is that a thing.

Can I casually truss you up or is that bird going to be a problem?]

[dearyme]

[I just smile and rattle as you lift me up.]

Thank you.