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[canihelpyou]

Who: Oh those wacky amusement park figures...
When: Day 14, evening
Where: Starting in apartment A BUT ALSO EVERYWHERE. We're crashing through your doors :u Tag in your location if you want in
What: The ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny

[A FIGHT HAS BROKEN OUT. BECCA IS SCREAMING. STATUES AND PUPPETS ARE TRYING TO KILL EACH OTHER. Why is today such a day of violence.]

Comments

[anopenbook]

TAKE THIS SHIT INTO NATURE YOU GUYS

I AM TIRED

[lightningfield]

[AND WIRE makes a zipping sound as it arcs through the air and wraps tightly around one of Karl's legs.

Hei's on the other end, stone-faced and pulling. Hard.]

[anopenbook]

...oh my hero.

[dearyme]

[Karl sees you~]

The human wants to play too?

[He falls over thanks to the wire but slices through it with his cutlass]

[canihelpyou]

[Oh hey you're down maybe now I can stab you in your stupid face]

[dearyme]

[You got back here quick. Oh right, super light. Rolling out of the way and going to punch you in that badly drawn face!]

[lightningfield]

[It only takes a second for Hei to retrieve the remains of his wire (yay for a reel-belt), and then he's charging in too, knife in hand.

Ignoring Red.]

[anopenbook]

Seriously though you guys its like just a little farther to go take this into nature and leave us all the hell alone....

[sits and yawns]

[dearyme]

[Ignores the humans and goes for Climber. Rage button still activated.]

[canihelpyou]

[We are probably working our way down the hall in the right direction at least.]

[anopenbook]

[THAT...that's good]

...it was funnier when it was Zim and Mao....

[lightningfield]

[Well if it's devolved to just inanimate objects beating on eachother I guess I can deal.

Holsters knife and heads back closer to Red, scanning the ground for something.]

[anopenbook]

Thank you Mr. Hero.

[lightningfield]

...It's Hei.

[Crouching to pick up the discarded GOOD TWO FEET of his poor wire, pocketing it.]

[anopenbook]

Hey Hei.

[lightningfield]

Hi.

[canihelpyou]

[STOP SENDING ME FLYING KARL IT'S REALLY ANNOYING TO COME BACK spin spin spin PICK-AXE]

[dearyme]

[NEVER! Morphs Arma into a pick-axe and blocks your attack with a giggle.]

[canihelpyou]

[Rearing back for another strike-- Oh no wait. My legs are giving out.]

[dearyme]

[Then I'm going to hit you in the head with a pick-axe!

...

There go my legs too.]

No...it can't be happening this fast!

[anopenbook]

[oh hey

picking up Muppet by the back of his shirt]

I see neither of you thought this through at all.

[canihelpyou]

[But see one of us has back-up reserves of doom energy. Leaking all over the place again oh no]

[anopenbook]

...damnit Muppet.

[dearyme]

[And Karl is slowly pushing himself up with another giggle.]

Uh oh...someone's angry~

[anopenbook]

Oh, would you put a sock in it you demented little lawn gnome.