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Who: More arrivals!
When: Day 14, early afternoon
Where: Shrine Room, Apartment A
What: Gosh...

[SUDDENLY. A GUN SHOT RINGING IN THE AIR OF THE CROWDED ROOMS AND HALLS OF THUSIA]

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Yeah?

I 'ppreciate you holding back on the grisly elaborate revenge schemes.

Unless you're already in the process of such a scheme and are just waiting for me to conk out, in which case, obviously, you may disregard the previous statement.

[handwaves lazily]

S'long as ya appreciate it. 'Sides, I think I got some payback when ya ended up dead, too. If we're gonna be stuck here for the rest of ever, there's better ways ta make it up ta me. Let me stay by ya, okay?

Yes, I suppose the weight of my own poor decision-making is heavier than anything any one person could possibly do to me. That other me, she had a cape...

But more importantly. Are you for real?

It sound like a dream? Ya stole away the thin' I wanted most from me, forever. If you're what I want instead, ya should be glad that I've got a wish so easy ta grant.

[probably can't hit you from here, so is throwing her pillow WITH ALL HER MIGHT!!]

You think you're the only one who lost what you wanted most forever? I loved somebody, too! But you can't just move on like nothing happened! The proper procedure is to remain alone and miserable until you die an embittered old hag surrounded by forty cats!

[ ow pillow to the face. at least it's just a pillow. ANTI-GRAVITY PILLOW THROW BACK AT HER!! which is just like a regular throw except he doesn't touch the pillow to do it. ]

Ya can stew, but ya're not gettin' rid of me! Who says nothin' happened!? It's been wantin', always wantin' the Domina, an' I've got a very loud reminder of what've lost! But I need this! I need somethin', or I'm gonna lose it completely!

[RETURN PILLOW]

I'm not getting rid of you! I'm just pointing out your exceptionally questionable taste! Go chase after a girl who deserves a nice thing!

[ walks over and drops the pillow on her ]

Nope. How'sit go, ya break it ya bought it?

Edited 2012-01-16 04:26 (UTC)

[fluffs it (like she is trying to kill it) and puts (slams) it down where it's supposed to be]

I won't be nice to you! I'll bully and demean you and talk about my last boyfriend you could never measure up to! I'll work you like a dog! I may well just universally treat you like a dog!

Promises, promises.

. . .

Fine. Whatever.

Knew ya'd come around!

Ugh, all I wanted was a nap! How am I supposed to sleep now? You went and got me all riled up!

Count sheep? Don't think we've got any knock-out berries or anythin'. Unless ya feel like doin' something else now.

It is now arts and crafts time! You got a knife yet?

Nope! Never really saw the point, since I don't really know how ta use 'em. But if yer keen on me learnin' I can give it a stab.

It's not rocket science! Sharp end, squishy bits, etcetera. You'll be glad to have it when you go out and commune with nature!

Sure, got it, but uh. 'm not the strongest when it comes ta that kinda fightin'.

Just in case!

Dare I ask what kinda fightin' you are strong at?

Distance, traps.

Like this?

[pulls rope, opens SPIDER PIT TRAP]

[ t-teleports back out. and needs to lean against a wall, why am I dizzy from that. . . ]

Yep. Collapsing the floor beneath 'em, crashin' down the ceilin', all that. Gravity powers. I coulda jumped back out instead of teleportin'.

I think most people would have...

But good! That's more useful than I expected.

Ya wanted ta see. S'now ya know.