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[oi_theoi]

Who: Everyone
When: Day 87, late morning
Where: Everywhere
What: Bonding~

[Oh man, someone's being a dick and handcuffing people together, suddenly you find yourself chained to a random bystander. The cuffs have a note attached:

"To unlock, do one of the following:
1) Complete any task together (bake a cake, move a bookshelf, develop a synchronised swimming routine, etc.)
2) Reveal an insecurity
3) Discover a common bond between the two of you
4) Play four founds of truth or dare each.
5) Make out. For about five minutes. Or longer, if you like.

Good luck figuring out which is your key."]

((No matter how hard you budge, the handcuffs won't come off. It's possible to get stuck in these handcuffs several times throughout the day, even if you try to hide somewhere secluded they will find you. If there's something you really want to do but your character ICly wouldn't feel free to have that as your get-out clause, be as free-form as you want.))

Comments

[calkyuulator]

Would you not exist without choice? *Here's the sugar, and the salt, and the... soy sauce.*

[supraliminally]

Surely not, since I could not have chosen to exist in the first place. I spouse that was rather sneaky of me as well?

[ Aaaaaaaaw yes, and butter, too. These biscuits are gonna be great.]

[calkyuulator]

Is that how it happened? I've never been quite clear.

Yukari-sama, could you pass me the measuring cups? *She's getting her ingredients dutifully, maybe yanking her master around by the arm a little bit.*

[supraliminally]

[Reeeeeaches for the measuring cups. But can't quite get them, since you pulled her in the other direction. Fortunately, gapcheats are good for this. Fuck you, distance.]

Hm. Something like that.

[calkyuulator]

But if you at one point did not exist, then what or who was it that wished for you to? You can't think yourself into existence without existing first.

[supraliminally]

I do wish you wouldn't mumble, Ran. I simply can't make out a word you're saying.

[A cup of salt is a reasonable amount, right? Well, Yukari doesn't like things too salty. Maybe half a cup.]

[calkyuulator]

Ah, I'll have to clean out your ears the next time you sleep. *Yukari, one of you is the baker. Ran is just smoothly grabbing that cup of salt out of your hands.* Have you ever made biscuits before, Yukari-sama?