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Who: Everyone
When: Day 87, late morning
Where: Everywhere
What: Bonding~

[Oh man, someone's being a dick and handcuffing people together, suddenly you find yourself chained to a random bystander. The cuffs have a note attached:

"To unlock, do one of the following:
1) Complete any task together (bake a cake, move a bookshelf, develop a synchronised swimming routine, etc.)
2) Reveal an insecurity
3) Discover a common bond between the two of you
4) Play four founds of truth or dare each.
5) Make out. For about five minutes. Or longer, if you like.

Good luck figuring out which is your key."]

((No matter how hard you budge, the handcuffs won't come off. It's possible to get stuck in these handcuffs several times throughout the day, even if you try to hide somewhere secluded they will find you. If there's something you really want to do but your character ICly wouldn't feel free to have that as your get-out clause, be as free-form as you want.))

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[YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!]

Does this sort of thing happen a lot around here?

[Tugs at the chain]

[ NO. ]

No.

What are the odds then, huh?

Remember those questions I had?

No.

[ I wonder what the merits of cutting off hands are in this scenario. ]

[He'd be happy to help if you want to go that route. He's a helper!!!!!]

I was just wondering what killed you, is all. You remember that at least, right?

Yes, I do. There's no reason to tell you.

Yeah, that was my second question -- why does telling me bug you? If you let me know now, it might count as...

[He grabs the paper and reads off of it]

"Revealing an insecurity". So you could go after that, and I wouldn't let anyone know about it. It'd be like a family secret.

[ nope. ]

No?

You can be stuck with me, then. I don't mind.

[ WELL I GUESS I WILL . . . walk and see if I can walk fast enough to drag with you me I guess.

For no reason other than being kind of annoyed at your existence......... ]

[DRAGS ALONG...well, more like hurriedly follows, but the effect is basically the same]

Where're you going this time?

[ OUT INTO NATURE MAYBE. ]

I don't enjoy your company.

So how badly do you want to be able to leave?

[The cutting-your-hand-off option is still on the table, he's just sayin'!]

[ I was planning on cutting off YOUR hand excuse me.

'want'? no. ]

[CURIOUS HEAD TILT.

Hey maybe we could cut off each other's hands at the same time, it'd be kinda romantic, don't you think?]

[ . . . stares . . . at

maybe i could just kill you :|; ]

[Grabs the slack in the chain and tugs on it. To bring Kirei closer.]

[ well ok. ]

You didn't answer me, so I'm going to assume you'd rather leave than hang around.

[Well he sure is grabbing and kissing you]

[ first . . .doesn't return the kiss.

doesn't pull back.

there's a moment of just non-reaction.

annnd tries to pull back. ]

[Lets him loose -- but only to laugh at him.]

What? I'm trying to help, you know.

[And another kiss, maybe a little more forceful this time. God, the terrifying thing is he isn't half bad at this. Someone has let him do this to them before.]

[ WHO LET YOU DO THAT.

I AM PRETTY SURE SOMEONE TOLD ME WE COULD BE RELATED I DON'T THINK THAT'S OKAY?? ALSO I THINK YOU ARE A BOY??? though Kiritsugu is a boy BUT I DIDN'T CHECK OUT THE OKAYNESS OF THAT BEFORE I DIED oh no what do - pushes at him again ]

[IT'S OKAY BRO, I'M ADOPTED!!!!!

He latches onto Kirei, arms around his middle, though he gives the kissing a break. Sorry man as far as he's concerned you got yourself into this.]

Well?

[ I DON'T KNOW THAT

wait no yes I do

I DON'T KNOW WHAT ADOPTED INCEST MEANS TO GOD! w-why latched on why ]

This is not helpful.

[Have a bit of nuzzling!]

You're the one who keeps trying to run.