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[oi_theoi]

Who: everyone
When: Day 80, early afternoon
Where: anywhere
What: mingle post!

[something about HQ feels... agitated, somehow. Just out of the corner of your hearing are small, frustrated growls and gusty, forlorn sighs. Maybe it's your imagination. Or maybe...]

Comments

[no_hero]

He wouldn't want to.

[supraliminally]

Don't be so insecure. Everyone wants to see you naked, I promise.

[no_hero]

[mental headinhands moment here--WHY ALWAYS HARASSED?!]

I doubt it. And either way, I would not be playing.

[supraliminally]

[because yukari liek tsundere

tsuntsun dere tsundere tsuntsun]

Yes you will. It will be objectively great. Name a single thing about this that wouldn't be great. You can't. Because there are no things. All of the things about it are great!

[no_hero]

[ALL THE TSUN]

Your definition for that word is too broad.

[supraliminally]

Is it because you don't want to see us naked?

I'm all right with that, but please keep that from Shirou. He is already awfully insecure, isn't he?

[no_hero]

You're being tasteless with your jokes again.

[supraliminally]

I'm being jokeless about my jokes. Please don't misunderstand me so badly. I am trying my level best to make sense, here.

[no_hero]

Has he been insecure about something?

[beyond a reason for living, because that's always been the issue]

[supraliminally]

Eh...?

If you are trying to get details out of me, just forget it. I wouldn't disregard a no-finagling clause so easily.

[no_hero]

. . .

[no finagling]

Isn't mentioning a no-finagling clause finagling?

[supraliminally]

Ah, clever. By convincing me that I've already finagled when I certainly haven't, you hope to trick me into actual finagling the likes of which would definitely violate that clause. However, an expert in finagling like myself definitely knows that such a broad definition of finagling is completely invalid!

[no_hero]

So you are finagling.

[supraliminally]

Eh. Whatever.

He finagled first. I asked him very nicely to make me breakfast, and said please and did not threaten to murder him at all, and he just sparkled away like an asshole. Finagling.

[no_hero]

No, that's just the Archer class's method to avoid unwanted situations. Or persons.

[eying you now though]

[supraliminally]

And finagling is my method of dealing with unwanted breakfast denials. He's lucky I don't have him for breakfast.

[no_hero]

Don't threaten to eat my son, Yukari.

[even if he is a heroic spirit and fully capable of handling himself]

[supraliminally]

Who's threatening? I am just pointing out how terribly fortunate it is that I am too civilized to eat someone just because they tricked me into saying "please" only to cruelly withdraw the offer of breakfast. Rejoice, Emiya Shirou! Rather than cracking open your bones for marrow, I have mercifully opted instead to ruin your life by dishing juicy gossip about your boring romantic drama to your doting father!

[no_hero]

[... vaguely amused look]

Really, you probably set yourself up for it.

[supraliminally]

I certainly didn't. Anyway, it could just as easily be argued that he set himself up by telling me about his love life.

[no_hero]

[. . . what]

If you have a grievance with him, it's probably better to speak with him about it.

[supraliminally]

Please don't joke around, Kiritsugu. You definitely are curious anyway, so you might as well cooperate.