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[oi_theoi]

Who: Everyone
When: Day 77, morning
Where: Common Area
What: A battle for the ages

[ Passing by the Common Area today, people may notice that a large number of obnoxiously pink balloons are floating pretty much everywhere around the room. In the middle of it all there's a certain god who, if the look on her face is any indicator, is pretty displeased. Arms folded at her chest and tapping her foot on the floor, there's a frown on her face and she's almost shooting glares at anyone who catches her eye. ]

This is unacceptable...! Unacceptable I say! Have you people forgotten who's the most talented and greatest god of all? Are you perhaps a group of losers? Or are you all a bunch of un-classy fools? I cannot fathom why exactly you would forget about my most gracious services...!

I have chosen to give you a chance to redeem yourselves today, as I am feeling quite generous after all, despite some of you not deserving such kindness in the least. Make certain to use this opportunity well and wisely...!

Grab the person closest to you and challenge them in a battle to the last balloon, and you might earn my favor.

[ and not even a second after she's done talking, a small number of those go off and explode, spraying some sort of perfume all around. ]

(( small impromptu battle! You can pretty much consider this a MINGLE WITH A PROMPT rather than an actual event. Everyone who takes part will receive a small prize by the end of this however!

HOW IT WORKS || QUESTIONS || PRIZES ))

Comments

[grewuptootsun]

Hey!

[heroic_homemaker]

Eh, I thought you wanted to be carried.

[grewuptootsun]

Properly!

[heroic_homemaker]

But there are so many ways to carry people, how is a stupid dog like me meant to know which way is properly? Hmmm, is this right? [Hooks his arm under Yuta's waist, carrying him under his arm]

[grewuptootsun]

On your back you stupid pack animal!

[heroic_homemaker]

Fiiiiine. [Slings him over his shoulder]

[grewuptootsun]

Better.

[heroic_homemaker]

Where would you like to go?

[grewuptootsun]

Home.

[heroic_homemaker]

...

[Heading back to the apartment]

[grewuptootsun]

That way only I can bully you.

[heroic_homemaker]

Oh, I'm so grateful.

[grewuptootsun]

Well, you do belong to me.

[heroic_homemaker]

Yeah, I know.

[grewuptootsun]

...good.

[heroic_homemaker]

Ah, I can't ruffle your hair well from this angle...

[grewuptootsun]

Do it when we get to the apartment.

[heroic_homemaker]

Sure, sure. [Back to pi-lambda we go]

[grewuptootsun]

[headpats]

Good dog.

[heroic_homemaker]

[Grumbles] Still not a dog.

[grewuptootsun]

Liar.

[heroic_homemaker]

[Tosses him roughly off his back once they're in the door]

[grewuptootsun]

HEY!

[heroic_homemaker]

You're fine. [Rufflings his hair now.]

[grewuptootsun]

Jerkface.