demystify feast

[supraliminally]

Who: Everyone! Also Yukari
When: Day 72, morning
Where: The kitchen!
What: TEA PARTY TEA PARTY you may also use this as a general mingle if you like

[So when you come to the kitchen this morning for your breakfast, you will find yourself greeted by one (1) very cheerful Yakumo Yukari, wearing this charming getup. Behind her, on the counter, are plates full of snacks (and a certain nine-tailed fox working diligently to prepare more), tea kettles, and the usual half-drunk bottle of booze. ]

Welcome! Please have a seat!

[Attempts to escape will not be tolerated.]

Comments

[familiarized]

[ ABSOLUTELY NO CHANGE IN EXPRESSION ]

Oh is it.

[tenebrist]

[why is this happening I am never talking to any historical figures ever again]

... If it stays erect for too long, isn't it painful?

[familiarized]

[ BLINK BLINK SMILE SMILE :D? ]

[tenebrist]

[She just
has the most horrified look on her face]

... Isn't it?

[familiarized]

I think your definition of 'break' may be our point of contention.

[tenebrist]

... At the very least, long enough to become flaccid again, I would hope.

[familiarized]

If you are so curious we could always see how long we could go.

[tenebrist]

[SCREAMING
Not literally but. The urge to do so is very evident on her face sobbing]

-- I-I'm... rather flattered by the offer, thank you, Enkidu, but -- I'm married. Even if he isn't here, it simply isn't proper for me to cheat on him, is it?

[familiarized]

[ :'D ]

Whatever you feel more comfortable with is best, truly.

[tenebrist]

I would rather not.