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[confirmed_bachelor]

Who: Apt C-2, anyone (especially fellow Apt-Cers)
When: Day 58, night (slightly backdated)
Where: Apt C-2 & hallway
What: MY hovercraft FLAT IS FULL OF EEL

[God knows how this feat was managed, but somehow an intrepid soul has managed to a) kill a 10-foot eel and b) drag the sodding thing back to Apt C-2. Mostly. There's a bit of tail sticking out the open door and into the corridor, which is causing a certain doctor no end of consternation.]

Sherlock!

Comments

[not_one_of_them]

What?

[confirmed_bachelor]

[having difficulty finding a place to step over it in a way that won't result in a sprained ankle]

How am I supposed to get in?

[not_one_of_them]

Well you can't fly in.

[confirmed_bachelor]

...

This is on purpose, isn't it.

[not_one_of_them]

Of course it was, it was on your list, wasn't it.

[confirmed_bachelor]

That's not what I meant and you know it.

[gawd, I am not going to get a clear spot for a portal while people are out and worked up over the Lupe stuff]

[inhiselement]

Good evening, Sherlock.

[not_one_of_them]

[glancing him over quickly, you probably already know this routine]

Dr. Watson.

[inhiselement]

How is your new project coming along?

[not_one_of_them]

[toeing the eel head]

Dull already since John needs most of it for his list.

[inhiselement]

Has he mentioned to you the new medical myster that's been occurring?

[inhiselement]

Ah, am I interrupting something? Lovely eel.

[confirmed_bachelor]

[siiiiigh]

The photograph didn't show that it was blocking the doorway.

[inhiselement]

Well he did manage to keep the upholstery clean, which is more than I an say about Holmes.

[confirmed_bachelor]

[resigned, without heat]

I would strangle him with this thing's intestines if he'd done that.

[inhiselement]

Oh, that sounds like quite a show.

[depraved]

[ . . . ]

I'd like to state right now that it wasn't entirely my fault.

[confirmed_bachelor]

"Not entirely."

[depraved]

You wouldn't believe me if I said otherwise.

[confirmed_bachelor]

He couldn't have done it alone, no. ... but the two of you also hardly get along.

[depraved]

For science, exceptions can be made.

[inhiselement]

...which part?

[depraved]

Whichever seems more likely to be my handiwork.

[inhiselement]

I don't think you would have bothered avoiding the couch.

[depraved]

Yes, that much is true.