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Because you would be ranting and raving about being an emperor or some other silly rubbish.

But wouldn't it be worth it for how well I could pull off the dress?

. . . you DO have the legs for it . . .

I do, don't I? I was thinking more my impressive bosom, but honestly, I'll just be bewitching all the way around.

My, now I would like to see. Perhaps she will loan us her outfit for a few moments.

We'd have to see if I'm fit to wear an Emperor's garb.

Well, if it is women's clothes you fancy wearing, I do have a dress. And you are near the same size.

[. . . uh oh, looks thoughtful]

Actually, I'd never considered it. ... Now that I have, I can't say I've very much attraction to the idea.

On the other hand, it could be hilarious, so why not?

Well then. [offers her hand with a flourish] Shall we, then? If only to see how hilarious it is.

[Takes it with just as much show.] This SHOULD be good.

[into the first bedroom we go, then]

Quite, I think. If nothing else, we will both get a laugh from it.

[Toeing the door shut behind them, and amiably unbuttoning his shirt.]

Oh who knows, blue IS fetching on me.

[going to get the dress, laying it out on the bed.

. . . hums thoughtfully, then toes out of her boots, setting those nearby as well]

But not as fetching as purple.

It IS true. I have something of a flare that only purple can live up to.

[Folds the shirt up neatly and sets it on the bed, before picking up the dress.]

[yoinks the shirt and tugs it on, because even if it's LOUD it's warm]

As long as it isn't that other dreadful color.

And you need to step into it and tug it up.

[He tilts his head at that, then grins. Takes the jeans he's wearing off as well and nonchalantly hands those over as well before pulling the dress on.]

It's not THAT bad.

[. . . grins and tugs those on, right over the ones she's wearing. S-Straightest face]

It is the worst. Boots too, dearest, they should fit you.

[Sits down to tug them on. The sprawl is absolutely un-ladylike, and only modest in any regards due to the length of the dress itself.]

Hmm... a little tight actually, but...

[He stands back up and does a little twirl, into a TADA pose. The dress... hangs like it's on a coat hanger, clinging to no hips to speak of, and simply awkwardly empty in the front. There's something about the dress that sort of sets off the lean, scrawny runner's build and chicken legs than anything else.]

Well. Have you fallen in love again? You can be honest.

[there's . . . there's an attempt to say something, when he poses, except it comes out as more of a squeak of laughter before she just cracks up]

[Yeah I just. CRACKS UP.]

[I. I can't.

You look ridiculous]

[Was that a squeak? That... that was. Okay, now I'm really just laughing because you're laughing.

H-has to sit down.]

[y-yes, sitting down, good idea.

Calms down a bit, glances at him to say something . . .

. . . no, no, laughing all over again]

[Oh no. Yeah, there's no help for this. Just. Just spreads his hands wide and attempts a stern expression.]

My word, dearest, you shouldn't let jealousy get the better of you.

[no I can't do a stern expression]

I cannot help it, with how lovely you look.

. . . sit like a lady, dearest, or someone will walk in and see right up your dress. [s-snerk]

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