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[oi_theoi]

Who: people..
When: Day 57, EVENING....INTO NIGHT! EVENINGNIGHT. TWO FOR ONE.
Where: wherever you wanna be
What:

[ what a swell looking mingle you are

don't mind me if i jump you. ]

Comments

Re: [Apt Phi]

[severingbonds]

[...holds out. his hand

i guess

i'm pretty sure i have done nothing but consistently lose for the last. all day...]

Re: [Apt Phi]

[fauxpast]

[ TAKES HIS HAND!

and starts pulling him towards the door. ]

Don't worry, Ilya will be nice.

Re: [Apt Phi]

[severingbonds]

[follows....]

Re: [Apt Phi]

[fauxpast]

Did you eat? Do you go outside yet? This place is both really big and really small.

Re: [Apt Phi]

[severingbonds]

I've been outside. I haven't eaten. I haven't looked around much either.

[PEOPLE KEEP NOT LETTING ME DO ANYTHING]

Re: [Apt Phi]

[fauxpast]

Food first then! There's a kitchen. It's communal so you'll be able to use it though I heard stealing knives doesn't work~.

Re: [Apt Phi]

[severingbonds]

[ha ha ha]

I don't cook anyway.

Re: [Apt Phi]

[fauxpast]

Why not?

Re: [Apt Phi]

[severingbonds]

[....telling you i make kirei do all the cooking would probably be weird]

I don't need to.

Re: [Apt Phi]

[fauxpast]

I don't need to cook either. Someone else cooks for me or I don't eat.

Re: [Apt Phi]

[severingbonds]

A spirit wouldn't need to.

[....weird]

Re: [Apt Phi]

[fauxpast]

But I like to, sometimes. Should I make guesses about you or do you want to tell me things about yourself?

Re: [Apt Phi]

[severingbonds]

'About me'? What do you want to know that you don't already.

Re: [Apt Phi]

[fauxpast]

It's a date, right? So we're supposed to talk about things like -- what you like doing, what your job is, how many children do you want! That sort of thing.

Re: [Apt Phi]

[severingbonds]

I am an executor for the church, and I don't want children.

[pointed look]

Re: [Apt Phi]

[fauxpast]

You know, I bet some executors have children.

[ POINTED LOOK IN RETURN. ]

Re: [Apt Phi]

[severingbonds]

Those two things weren't connected anyway.

Re: [Apt Phi]

[fauxpast]

You brought it up, not me~

Re: [Apt Phi]

[severingbonds]

You asked what I did and how many children I wanted. That's you bringing it up.

Re: [Apt Phi]

[fauxpast]

[ waves her free hand at him ]

I don't want any either.

Re: [Apt Phi]

[severingbonds]

And you do whatever a guardian spirit does. Fight grail wars?

Re: [Apt Phi]

[fauxpast]

. . . hey, Kiritsugu. How do you feel about 'the truth'?

Re: [Apt Phi]

[severingbonds]

[...]

'Necessary'.

Re: [Apt Phi]

[fauxpast]

That's not a good answer at all.

Heroic Spirits are summoned as Servants during Grail Wars. When the war is over we return to the throne of heroes. It's very simple.

Re: [Apt Phi]

[severingbonds]

What war did you fight in?