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[derpfarmer]

Who: Kidale, Becca, various Apartment folks
When: Day 11, evening
Where: Apartment E, and later Apartment H
What: Attempting to move in with some of those crazy color-coded kids~

[A derpy kid is peeking into Apartment E, carrying a bundle of towels.]

It looks like there's room in here...

Comments

[crazylikeavulp]

That sure sounds like a hard luck case for the Department of Somebody Else's Problem.

[derpfarmer]

[...okay, tapping the Mastery of Small Manners]

Is there any way we could work something out?

[crazylikeavulp]

. . . Why you wanna stay here so bad anyway?

[derpfarmer]

I want to find a safe place for Becca. And I don't mind taking on chores, since that's the kind of work I'm suited for anyway.

[crazylikeavulp]

Look, I appreciate the pack mule offer, but you're crazier'n I am if you think this is the safest place you can put her.

[derpfarmer]

It's not safe in here?

[crazylikeavulp]

With strangers in here, I won't feel safe, and if I don't feel safe, I'll be up all night, and when I'm up all night, I get grouchy, and when I get grouchy, no one is safe. This is also known as the, "If Lucky Ain't Happy, Ain't No One Happy" principle.

[derpfarmer]

That's...a pretty smart principal.

[crazylikeavulp]

So you get it, right? Ain't nothin' personal, just don't know you from Adam! In which we assume that "Adam" is the first name of a recently-escaped-from-the-mental-asylum thrill-killer who wears a mask and knifes teenagers at night!

[derpfarmer]

Recently escaped from a...