[Group Intros]

[oi_theoi]

Who: New kids
When: Day 55, Morning
Where: Shrine area
What: Intros

[Welcome to Thusia~]

[ Top Comments | Kida Masaomi | m-21 | Kazamatsuri Shou | Watanuki Banri ]

Comments

[nothalfbad]

Are you stupid? Real tanuki don't fly!

[brokenbird]

I only know about one Tanuki and it's Tanuki Mario and HE could fly.

[nothalfbad]

That was a video game!

[brokenbird]

I thought tanukis weren't even real, okay?

[nothalfbad]

... Then you really aren't part of that bastard's group, huh.

[brokenbird]

...I'm a SUPERHERO.

So unless you're referring to Batman as a bastard--which I guess is legit he can be a jerk--the answer is no.

I am not part of that bastard's group.

[nothalfbad]

A-A superhero?

[brokenbird]

I kind of fought crime, yeah.

Saved some people, stopped some city destroying plots....

Stole money from villain's bank accounts to pay for damages caused in stopping crime.

[nothalfbad]

...... Seriously? You stole from villains?

[brokenbird]

Just once or twice.

But it was pretty awesome to see them get all pissed when I told them.

[nothalfbad]

So superheroes are stronger than delinquents.

[a brief pause]

But you still can't be stronger than a mother or father!

[brokenbird]

Well, I don't have a mother or father, so I still come out on top.

[nothalfbad]

What? How?!

[brokenbird]

Never knew my mother, father died.

...dad isn't here. This isn't where we're suppose to go when we die, it's a mistake.

[nothalfbad]

That doesn't mean you don't have them. Someone had to give birth to y—

... What?

[brokenbird]

You died. I died.

We got brought back to life by some god guys here in Thusia.

[nothalfbad]

N-No! That's not possible!

[brokenbird]

Sorry. But it is.

[nothalfbad]

But I can't—I-I promised I would protect her.

[brokenbird]

I'm sorry.

[nothalfbad]

[oh no look what you did]

N-No! No! Does that mean I wasn't strong enough?!

[brokenbird]

Sometimes bad things happen and its not your fault.

[nothalfbad]

It is! It is! If I'd been there with her—if I'd trained more—!

[POOF! your tanuki is now a real boy]

[brokenbird]

WHOA you're a person too?!

[nothalfbad]

[please hold, a little busy crying here]

I failed her!